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Thread: The Hangout: Makenshi is bribing EP's children with candy. Watch out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Actually, your Mom owns his face until you pay her back for it.



    You dont know Noodles.lol

    He owes like a million in 5's and 10's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    And this is how much it will cost to send your kids to school. *shows piece of paper*

    :O
    Don't get me started.

    Between the three of them, I pay around $500 a year for them to study out of used books...some over 5 years old, and paid for 5 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Actually, your Mom owns his face until you pay her back for it.


    ....Maybe....Yeah...yeah your right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
    If you were my son,
    I would beat you off.
    ADOPTMENOW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
    You dont know Noodles.lol

    He owes like a million in 5's and 10's
    Shut up, I was pwning him for yoo.


    Oh, and My Dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    ADOPTMENOW!
    NO WAI!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Cake Man View Post
    and he has a neck problem so he had to drink them all through a straw.
    Don't know about beer, but I heard that you get more drunk/drunk quicker if you drink liquer from a straw. Like, starting from way down the bottom.





    Anyway, got my liscence today. Made sure to pull a stupid face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Don't get me started.

    Between the three of them, I pay around $500 a year for them to study out of used books...some over 5 years old, and paid for 5 times.
    My old man sends a 500$ every two weeks to my brother...Who are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I was having some of that at a party and the rednecks called me a girl. Apparently the better something tastes the more girly it is.
    Haha, rednecks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Mike is hard.

    Ok, now I hav eto go to bed. to all.
    There goes my midnight snack.

    Nighty night!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Eat shit, someone else's kid
    Don't start wasting good fuel, now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurman View Post
    If you were my son,
    I would beat you.
    With your hands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Shut up, I was pwning him for yoo.


    Oh, and My Dick is shorter than that of an asian man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    Don't know about beer, but I heard that you get more drunk/drunk quicker if you drink liquer from a straw. Like, starting from way down the bottom.





    Anyway, got my liscence today. Made sure to pull a stupid face.
    Yeah he used to get shots in the eyes to help calm his spasisms down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    If I ever have kids I won't be the guy that only uses verbal punishment. I don't fuck around.
    Son: oh crap...dad's taking off his belt!
    Son's friend: Is he gonna whip you with it?
    Son: No, I'm getting fucked in the ass again.
    Dad: You're his best friend, hold these pants for me, will ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Shut up, I was pwning him for yoo.


    Oh, and My Dick.
    Believe me I dont need help Pwnning him.

    a short List:

    Dell

    Truck title

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    I kinda feel out of place of this gas talk and stuff.

    It's been a long time since I used a car, so I don't remember how much did I paid for that.

    For the beer I paid two bucks, I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Don't get me started.

    Between the three of them, I pay around $500 a year for them to study out of used books...some over 5 years old, and paid for 5 times.
    That post reminded me of the Weasly family from Harry Potter.
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