Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
Turkey to Martha: How many minutes per pound for you, fatass?
Truth

It's like a pinata! Except instead of candy it's shit. Reminds me of that time I hung a septic tank from a tree at that blind kids school and gave them bats. Good times.
Martha to turkey: Stuff me. STUFF ME WELL! *cue porn music*
She's a prison thug, after all.

Reminds me of when I used to fling my turds at people.
Just kidding.
I still do that. *flings*