False alarm people, I still have a little bit more time.

Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
You can't you'll start being polite and stuff, if that happens Universe will asplode.

Yeah...you're right, still that big stain on the floor doesn't look really good.
Evans? Polite? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

On the floor? God invented cum dumpsters, I mean women, for a reason. Oh, and cocksocks also work.

Your GF?
Nah, she knows better than to bother me with stuff and things.

Unless she's looking for some uh uh *thrusts*