Shove it old man!

[D]

To be fair, bankers have been fucking with my money for literally longer than I can remember, what with me being stricken with...with...what? Anyway, the point is, cover up if you're going to get down. You wouldn't want any little ones screwing up your carefree life, right? Right? Nickels.

Oh wait, the point is that either you bankers are screwing up my account on purpose, or you can't count. One or the other.

I have to provide IT support for these losers. The people who actually deal with your money are freshly recruited from McDonalds. I'm not joking, I have two friends who have joined from McDonalds in the last month. They're the ones typing numbers into the payments applications and I'm the cunt who picks up the pieces when they break the systems.

[kupo]

Oh wait, the point is that either you bankers are screwing up my account on purpose, or you can't count. One or the other.

Perhaps even both

[Cyberxion]

My first wife had 10 pounds per hour down to a science.

Boo. Bad pun. No matter how spot-on it is, it's still bad. Also, your ex says hi. She's currently eating out of my dumpster. Though that may just be a large Raccoon. The bushy tail is throwing me off.

[D]

Oh and Dave, please do stop uploading those pictures to Photobucket, alright? I'm tired of constantly deleting pictures of you mooning the Queen. Also, you might want to have that mole checked.

They said I'd die if it was removed.

[Sprung]

Boo. Bad pun. No matter how spot-on it is, it's still bad. Also, your ex says hi. She's currently eating out of my dumpster. Though that may just be a large Raccoon. The bushy tail is throwing me off.

That's her. Call the cops.

[Cyberxion]

I have to provide IT support for these losers. The people who actually deal with your money are freshly recruited from McDonalds. I'm not joking, I have two friends who have joined from McDonalds in the last month. They're the ones typing numbers into the payments applications and I'm the cunt who picks up the pieces when they break the systems.

Ah, that's either the most amazing thing I've ever heard, or my brain just exploded. Maybe both. Fucking ex-McDonald's employees working at a fucking bank? What are they doing, mopping the floors? Seriously, this doesn't compute.

[D]

I woke up with that in my bed on Saturday morning. Awful, but you have to lower your standards to raise your stats. A tally chart is being created on my wall. After your wife it currently looks like this:

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I hope to double that amount but your dog ran away from me last time.

[Cyberxion]

They said I'd die if it was removed.

Oh, I see. It's your source of energy or something then? Like, it's a magic ass-mole, and much like the horn of a Unicorn, you'll die if it's removed?

[D]

Ah, that's either the most amazing thing I've ever heard, or my brain just exploded. Maybe both. Fucking ex-McDonald's employees working at a fucking bank? What are they doing, mopping the floors? Seriously, this doesn't compute.

Haha my friend who cleaned our office got a job there too. Seriously, they're paid between £6-£8 an hour ($12-16) so that's why they're so shit.

[Sprung]

I woke up with that in my bed on Saturday morning. Awful, but you have to lower your standards to raise your stats. A tally chart is being created on my wall. After your wife it currently looks like this:

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I hope to double that amount but your dog ran away from me last time.

Ex wife, you unemployed bean counter.

[Sprung]

I'm off to eat supper and watch DS9.

[Evans]

What happened? Burn it or something?

Burned and burned craploads of old wood and branches. Got my hand too close a few times.

Smells like burnt pig.

Old age. First you lose the hair on your head, then your arms, then your pubes. Shortly following the all-over baldness comes death. That's it.

Evans is on stage 8 of 10 in his life. That gives him about 45 seconds or so to live by my calculations.

You wish!

Wasn't your job getting outsourced to Hungary or some other place?

[D]

Ex wife, you unemployed bean counter.

She reckons she's still married to you. It's an obsession. Has the injunction you applied for come through yet?

[Cyberxion]

Haha my friend who cleaned our office got a job there too. Seriously, they're paid between £6-£8 an hour ($12-16) so that's why they're so shit.

I would give my left nut to be making $12-16 an hour. That said, making $10 to look at porn all day isn't a bad gig.

[King Cake Man]

My first wife had 10 pounds per hour down to a science.

What do you mean "To a Science"? On how to spend it? or Save it?