Shove it old man!

[Raype]

what'd he do to get put into jail this time?

Snkupo kill hooker with apple ipod.

[Azruelli]

Snkupo kill hooker with apple ipod.

Lawsuit with Apple? Ouch.

[Raype]

Oh, and cyber was in for strangling his boss with a printer cable.

Then fashioning a shank out of a wiimote and using it to hold photobucket hostage.

Apparently if he saw that damn cat one more time he really would've snapped.

[Raype]

Lawsuit with Apple? Ouch.

Yeah, jobs may be out of a job soon enough.

And the employees will be in the iunemployment line taking their ichecks before going home and masturbating to iporn.

[Azruelli]

Yeah, jobs may be out of a job soon enough.

And the employees will be in the iunemployment line taking their ichecks before going home and masturbating to iporn.

In 20 years, we'll just have a program that does this all for us.
It'll be called the iRape

[Raype]

In 20 years, we'll just have a program that does this all for us.
It'll be called the iRape

Or the iSlacker. Or maybe the iFatass.

Speaking of which, iCame.

[Azruelli]

Or the iSlacker. Or maybe the iFatass.

Speaking of which, iCame.

"Hey phil, you wanna go get some food and play some video games"
"Nah, I'm just gonna turn on the iSlave, it'll do everything for me, even the eating!"

Bye the way, iCame? Is that the newest version of Apples Pornography archives?

[kupo]

what'd he do to get put into jail this time?

Snkupo kill hooker with apple ipod.

It will explain it how happened in detail here:

[Raype]

"Hey phil, you wanna go get some food and play some video games"
"Nah, I'm just gonna turn on the iSlave, it'll do everything for me, even the eating!"

Bye the way, iCame? Is that the newest version of Apples Pornography archives?

My iSlave would be an iSexSlave. Until it gets all sticky inside and bursts into flames. Plus eating is for losers, real men use IV.

Yup. It's the competitor of the ePenis and the CyberGina.

[Azruelli]

My iSlave would be an iSexSlave. Until it gets all sticky inside and bursts into flames. Plus eating is for losers, real men use IV.

Yup. It's the competitor of the ePenis and the CyberGina.

Great, can't wait until Linux gets into this too.

[Dinosaurman]

It will explain it how happened in detail here:

I knew it.

!!

[Evans]

All of this iSomething talk makes me wonder if Brittney just isn't an Apple spambot. You know, what with all of the "I, bla bla bla".

[kupo]

I knew it.

!!

*cries*

*goes back to prison cell*

[Evans]

Boring. /goes back to burning stuff

Mind you, it's a really, really beautiful day. Would be a shame to waste it.

[Azruelli]

Boring. /goes back to burning stuff

Mind you, it's a really, really beautiful day. Would be a shame to waste it.

It's raining here..