Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
I have wood. In my pants.

Only if you're licking carpet. Speaking of which, how's your mother?

I'll tool you! In the ass.
Mind if I carve it? *screeching sounds* Holy fuck, it's strongbad, take cover!

Recuperating.

Shop's open for business. Deliveries, and pretty much everything, happens in the back.
Quote Originally Posted by Deach View Post
You're dead.
Learn to share, fatty.