Shove it old man!

[Jackhammer]

Calm down, remember your heart condition!

_______________________ Flatline....

[Evans]

omigosh!!* the view invisible users hack is working...

Awww, good for you.

I thought sprung's excuse was "it's cold in here"

Oh come on, we suck at hiding these things. Mostly because mine is huge. But that's another story.

I wouldn't mind going 12 rounds with you!

Upon reconsideration, I've reached the decision that it requires further research. I will get results in about 3 decades.

Gotta be absolute zero, since he's short and all.

Going pantless 24/7 doesn't help, but is appreciated.

Let's dick it out!

It's a date.

Calm down, remember your heart condition!

Bah, stirring powder won't do shit.

[Ahkei]

Ton.

New something to try.

Tuna wrapped in tortillas.

Tastes excellent.

Especially with sweet chilli tuna.

[Deach]

Ton.

New something to try.

Tuna wrapped in tortillas.

Tastes excellent.

Especially with sweet chilli tuna.

You're a tortilla.

[Raype]

I wasn't talking to you, senile old fart.

I'd make cuts, trust me. You got it, thrust me.

They make good bartenders, though. Shaken, never just stirred.

As the harmoniums of Retard sound, their very melodies stir the ancient lightning to wake! :O

Oh you'd make cuts alright. While crying yourself to sleep.

Yeah, but good luck drinking any soda cans they've recently handled. Boom, etc. They also spill way too much beer, so I hate them.

Harmoniums? Are you one of them homersensuals?

[Jackhammer]

Ton.

New something to try.

Tuna wrapped in tortillas.

Tastes excellent.

Especially with sweet chilli tuna.

anchor chippy salt...

[Evans]

I wasn't talking to you, senile old fart.

Oh you'd make cuts alright. While crying yourself to sleep.

Yeah, but good luck drinking any soda cans they've recently handled. Boom, etc. They also spill way too much beer, so I hate them.

Harmoniums? Are you one of them homersensuals?

Yeah, "would".

That's even better!

It's an instrument, you tool. Just for you. And the rest of mankind. No, not Mick Foley.

[Raype]

Gotta be absolute zero, since he's short and all.

Going pantless 24/7 doesn't help, but is appreciated.

Let's dick it out!

It's a date.

Bah, stirring powder won't do shit.

He wishes it was absolute zero. Yup, that small.

Some of us have to wear pants. Because some of us leave the house every once in a while.

En guarde!

So is May 21st.

I disagree.

[Raype]

Yeah, "would".

That's even better!

It's an instrument, you tool. Just for you. And the rest of mankind. No, not Mick Foley.

I have wood. In my pants.

Only if you're licking carpet. Speaking of which, how's your mother?

I'll tool you! In the ass.

[Deach]

You're dead.

[Evans]

He wishes it was absolute zero. Yup, that small.

Some of us have to wear pants. Because some of us leave the house every once in a while.

En guarde!

So is May 21st.

I disagree.

Sprung? Nope, not enough skin to hang down.

As do I, but not for the same reasons. Mind you, pants are for the prudes. But, I like pants 'cause they fit my bubble butt nicely.

Oh no, I've fallen and can't get up! *takes blue pill*

Funny you'd point out Queen's day.

I don't care.

[Evans]

I have wood. In my pants.

Only if you're licking carpet. Speaking of which, how's your mother?

I'll tool you! In the ass.

Mind if I carve it? *screeching sounds* Holy fuck, it's strongbad, take cover!

Recuperating.

Shop's open for business. Deliveries, and pretty much everything, happens in the back.

You're dead.

Learn to share, fatty.

[Raype]

Sprung? Nope, not enough skin to hang down.

As do I, but not for the same reasons. Mind you, pants are for the prudes. But, I like pants 'cause they fit my bubble butt nicely.

Oh no, I've fallen and can't get up! *takes blue pill*

Funny you'd point out Queen's day.

I don't care.

I disagree. He's old, so the skin is pretty loose.

That's one huge ass, bubble.

HAX!

I have a thing for cross dressers okay?

You also don't look at me when we fuck.

[Raype]

Mind if I carve it? *screeching sounds* Holy fuck, it's strongbad, take cover!

Recuperating.

Shop's open for business. Deliveries, and pretty much everything, happens in the back.

This isn't the first time my wood has been involved in an accident. At least I don't think so. Note to self, get Ray Jr. tested. RE: Real father.

Is that french talk for "pickling a cucumber"?

The back door's too small for my delivery, what do I do?

[Evans]

I disagree. He's old, so the skin is pretty loose.

That's one huge ass, bubble.

HAX!

I have a thing for cross dressers okay?

You also don't look at me when we fuck.

Still, there's not enough.

It's also firm and nice. Win.

Oh man, heart skipped a beat. Though you said tax. Fucking country.

Hot.

Unless you put a mirror in front of me, that's not gonna happen.