You limit yourself to things on the body? I take it you've never had sex with food, clothes, bottles, or books?
Hey, we like to call ourselves Mentally-handicapped island now. It's a lot more PC.
Britbot will get molested and vegas will be doomed once mecha stresand strikes. Our only hope is that she gets distracted by the shinyness of the city and forgets to destroy it.
I think Lydias caption compo is a cheap ploy to ban all of us for racism at once.
Half of the US. ugh, now I'm making racial slurs. You people are a bad influence.
You should try ezekial. Crazy name, but fun lay. Don't accidentally yell "Matthew" while nailing him though, otherwise he'll go old testament on your ass. And not in the good way like David or Leviticus.
Exactly. Although severed heads aren't good. Last time I did one I ended up losing most of my torso. Damn thing wouldn't stop biting.