Shove it old man!

[Evans]

Nope. I don't think they've ever had that ability.

Must be that I misread something brit told me ages ago.

[Mikey]

Mikey, how far out of sync is SF2? I might have a go at fixin' it later.

About 2 seconds.

[Mikey]

Must be that I misread something brit told me ages ago.

Well, now that I'm an SMod, maybe I can confirm that. What did he say?

[Evans]

Is a bad mother-
... Fuck it, I'm getting a beer.

FUNNY TALK MAKE RAYS HEAD HURT! *closes SOR window* you were saying something?

Why does anus taste like my mom's happy stick?

Question is, why do you know the taste of anus? More importantly, where is her happy stick at the moment?

[Evans]

Well, now that I'm an SMod, maybe I can confirm that. What did he say?

That he needed the VCR to build a chicken-stealing robot.

And, as I recall, that he could edit the rep of members.

[Jackhammer]

Is a bad mother-

... Fuck it, I'm getting a beer.

FUNNY TALK MAKE RAYS HEAD HURT! *closes SOR window* you were saying something?

Why does anus taste like my mom's happy stick?

Don't be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond your mother. Your father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhea.

[Mikey]

That he needed the VCR to build a chicken-stealing robot.

And, as I recall, that he could edit the rep of members.

Hm. I guess that's something SMods may have been able to do back then. They can't do it now, though. It should be that way anyway.

[Evans]

Don't be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond your mother. Your father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhea.

But it is, isn't it? O_o

[Raype]

Question is, why do you know the taste of anus? More importantly, where is her happy stick at the moment?

When I say I'm into kinky sex, I mean I'm into kinky sex. You dig?

My tongue has violated more assholes than the average proctologist.

That he needed the VCR to build a chicken-stealing robot.

You sure he wasn't just distracting you while his homies stole your car stereo and made their getaway on your bike?

[Evans]

Hm. I guess that's something SMods may have been able to do back then. They can't do it now, though. It should be that way anyway.

Yeah, but they still can ban members for no reason beyond thinking it's funny.

[Jackhammer]

But it is, isn't it? O_o

Hmm, I don't know. I'm in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

[Mikey]

Yeah, but they still can ban members for no reason beyond thinking it's funny.

Damn right.

[Raype]

Don't be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond your mother. Your father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhea.

They might be, doesn't mean she won't do it.

Just because she can.

Or because she gets off on degrading herself.

She is MY mother after all.

Or at least the maturnity tests claim.

[Jackhammer]

brb

.................

[Evans]

When I say I'm into kinky sex, I mean I'm into kinky sex. You dig?
My tongue has violated more assholes than the average proctologist.

You sure he wasn't just distracting you while his homies stole your car stereo and made their getaway on your bike?

Pfft, I say that if it's on a body, it can used for sex.
*calls travel agency* Retardo Island, here I ejac... Come. I meant come. Ahem.

No, they took those as well. Their robot will duke it out with MJ's in the desert. Barbra Streisand might make a cameo as her South Park alter ego.