Shove it old man!

[Fer!]

Because Evans said so.

[Raype]

You forgot to mention that he loves Corpse Bride, I wonder why.

It's the stop motion animation, right?

Something like He-man?

Bingo. Only slightly less gay.

I say "slightly" because it still includes Raiden.

I just imagined Chris being done in a TMNT 90's cartoon style, that would rock.

"dudes, there are zombies out there. Radical" *eats pizza*

Probably would suck less than the actual game.

Until they try to appeal to the XBL players by having MC teabag his enemies to death.

Only if cousin is hot.

I would never.

Probably because I am by far the most attractive person in my family.

Or anyone's family.

If I were someone else I'd totally do me.

[Evans]

Because Evans said so.

Mother knows best.


Speaking of which, I must be off. *sigh*

Laters!

[Raype]

Mother knows best.

Speaking of which, I must be off. *sigh*

Laters!

I prefer "mother knows beast". Those pigs were lucky.

So I suppose we'll be talking in the shower again later? :heyhey:

[Fer!]

It's the stop motion animation, right?

Well, there was a dead dog too.

Bingo. Only slightly less gay.

I say "slightly" because it still includes Raiden.

"dudes, there are zombies out there. Radical" *eats pizza*

They would have a S.T.A.R.S-movile or something, with computers and shit.

I would never.

Probably because I am by far the most attractive person in my family.

Or anyone's family.

If I were someone else I'd totally do me.

That's why I like family parties, it's the only chance I get to see a cousin that lives far away...and has a thing for showing off her legs with miniskirts.

Sick, I know, but a girl is a girl.

Mother knows best.


Speaking of which, I must be off. *sigh*

Laters!

Gee, good luck with that. Remember to take the GB with you.
Later!

[Raype]

Well, there was a dead dog too.

After a long day of watching balls go into a clown's mouth who doesn't want to masturbate to a dead dog?

I'm no longer allowed to go to pet cemetaries or attend gay juggalo orgies.

They would have a S.T.A.R.S-movile or something, with computers and shit.

It'd be a giant van with a zombie painted on the side. It'll have giant guns which will never be used. To cut down on violence all zombies will be intact people colored green and the characters will be limited to pistol whipping the zombies into submission. Sorry ninja turtles, you may have blades and knives, but you're only going to by using the hilt to smack people or you're going to be kicking stuff. The blade is only to be used when the opponent is defending themselves with a weapon which will block yours.

That's why I like family parties, it's the only chance I get to see a cousin that lives far away...and has a thing for showing off her legs with miniskirts.

Sick, I know, but a girl is a girl.

You scare me sometimes.

You need to get laid.

Badly.

[Stark]

Because Evans said so.

[Fer!]

It'd be a giant van with a zombie painted on the side. It'll have giant guns which will never be used. To cut down on violence all zombies will be intact people colored green and the characters will be limited to pistol whipping the zombies into submission. Sorry ninja turtles, you may have blades and knives, but you're only going to by using the hilt to smack people or you're going to be kicking stuff. The blade is only to be used when the opponent is defending themselves with a weapon which will block yours.

Which reminds me...He-man never used the goddamn sword.

You scare me sometimes.

You need to get laid.

Badly.

You see, I have this rule. Since I get to see her 2 times MAX per year, I don't consider her family.

About the other thing, don't worry. There will always be drunken sisters.

[Fer!]

I FAIL to remember when this happened in the Simpsons.

[Fer!]

I just finished watching Spiderman 1 and 2, I'll go to see 3 next wednesday.

Also "Vindicated" FTW.

[Raype]

Which reminds me...He-man never used the goddamn sword.

Nobody ever did.

Show me one "kids" cartoon where the characters actually used their weapon. Outside of Japan anyway. . Except energy blasters or the scattered tazer, there are none I can recall.The weapons are just for show. Or are some way to make the characters less similar.

You see, I have this rule. Since I get to see her 2 times MAX per year, I don't consider her family.

About the other thing, don't worry. There will always be drunken sisters.

I'd never be able to think that way. The closest I can come to not considering "family" as "family" would be a couple relatives I have that aren't genetically related to me. And I even consider them "family". About 95% of my family is within 45 minutes of my hometown. Most of them less than 10 minutes away. The ones that don't live near there used to when I was younger, so I know them pretty well. Luckily it worked out for the best, since at least I didn't have to worry about my girlfriends suddenly being revealed as a cousin I didn't know about. Last thing that place needs is more inbreeding.

I hope you're referring to other people's sisters.

[Raype]

I FAIL to remember when this happened in the Simpsons.

Homer took smither's job while he was on vacation (to some gay resort).

While making Mr. Burns breakfast, he started a fire.

He tried again, causing another fire.

This happened a couple of times before he finally just decided to pour a bowl of cereal. Which caught on fire somehow.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Didn't He-Man use the sword when transforming? Huh? HUH!?

Oh, and that robo dude totally used his weapons.. and.. that.. err, Masters of the Universe sucked.

[Raype]

Didn't He-Man use the sword when transforming? Huh? HUH!?

Oh, and that robo dude totally used his weapons.. and.. that.. err, Masters of the Universe sucked.

Yes, however that's hardly "using" it. The sword could've easily been replaced with a magic ring or some kind of magic potion. And nobody'd notice. Except a couple of people who are anti drug. Watching He man buff up from drinking a potion would likely get a lot of "OMG HE'S ON STERIODS" responses. Which may even overtake the "He man is gay" response the show usually gets.

Yes, but wouldn't they fall under the "energy blasters" sub type? If I'm thinking of the right guy that is.

[Fer!]

Nobody ever did.

Show me one "kids" cartoon where the characters actually used their weapon. Outside of Japan anyway. . Except energy blasters or the scattered tazer, there are none I can recall.The weapons are just for show. Or are some way to make the characters less similar.



I'd never be able to think that way. The closest I can come to not considering "family" as "family" would be a couple relatives I have that aren't genetically related to me. And I even consider them "family". About 95% of my family is within 45 minutes of my hometown. Most of them less than 10 minutes away. The ones that don't live near there used to when I was younger, so I know them pretty well. Luckily it worked out for the best, since at least I didn't have to worry about my girlfriends suddenly being revealed as a cousin I didn't know about. Last thing that place needs is more inbreeding.

I hope you're referring to other people's sisters.

I do.

Homer took smither's job while he was on vacation (to some gay resort).

While making Mr. Burns breakfast, he started a fire.

He tried again, causing another fire.

This happened a couple of times before he finally just decided to pour a bowl of cereal. Which caught on fire somehow.

Oh right right...I remember the whole "Mr. Burns mom doesn't call him Mr. Burns."

Didn't He-Man use the sword when transforming? Huh? HUH!?

Oh, and that robo dude totally used his weapons.. and.. that.. err, Masters of the Universe sucked.

Yeah, and injected testosterone on that gay cat.