Shove it old man!

[Raype]

I would use a Save State before an exam, it would be kickass.

I think the prince of persia knows what I'd do with save states. Hint: It's considerably more perverted than his version

Frameskip would own when you're bored.

OMG, I can't wait til 9!
Wait, I don't have to!
/frameskip
Awesome!

[Fer!]

Wait, it's friday?

...

Okay, I'm losing track of time.

I think I may be going insane.

What's your opinion Mr. Socks?

*holds up sock puppet*

*fake voice* I think you're fucking nuts. Har har har. Boobies!

You so crazy Mr. Socks. Almost as crazy as Terry the talking shoe.

:X

So now you'll blame Mr. Socks at the police station when you get arrested for molesting a girl at the bus? Because that would work.

[Fer!]

I think the prince of persia knows what I'd do with save states. Hint: It's considerably more perverted than his version

Frameskip would own when you're bored.

OMG, I can't wait til 9!
Wait, I don't have to!
/frameskip
Awesome!

Captain N used a NES controller as a belt and it worked. You know, he paused and shit.

[Raype]

:X

So now you'll blame Mr. Socks at the police station when you get arrested for molesting a girl at the bus? Because that would work.

If you're good, they don't report you to the police.

The worst you'll get is "indecent exposure".

And that's normally a slap on the wrist.

Or a game of slap my ass with the hot judge/cop/guard.

Captain N used a NES controller as a belt and it worked. You know, he paused and shit.

Yeah, but he didn't have easy access to hot chicks.

I mean who'd want to fuck creepy child like megaman?

Or try to find a hole on the gameboy.

And the girls that he did have access to all wanted to sex him.

So the pause feature was pretty much useless.

In a related matter, I'm bleeding out the back of my head.

What the fuck.

Exposure to badly written fan fiction perhaps?

Curse you theo!

[Ahkei]

went for a walk. Found a rad party. Smoked and drinked my brains out. Got driven home by a fat guy guy who I pretended to be nice to and listened to his dribble so he would drive me home.

So now it's only like 1:30am and I still have tons of weed left.

[Raype]

Ah, it appears it was simply the first bug bite of the season. Which apparenty got ripped open somehow.

Well winter's officially over.

[Fer!]

If you're good, they don't report you to the police.

The worst you'll get is "indecent exposure".

And that's normally a slap on the wrist.

Or a game of slap my ass with the hot judge/cop/guard.



Yeah, but he didn't have easy access to hot chicks.

I mean who'd want to fuck creepy child like megaman?

Or try to find a hole on the gameboy.

And the girls that he did have access to all wanted to sex him.

So the pause feature was pretty much useless.

In a related matter, I'm bleeding out the back of my head.

What the fuck.

Exposure to badly written fan fiction perhaps?

Curse you theo!

I have seen that a lot of times.

Geez, that Megaman was creepy. I hated the whole mega stuff after he talked.

That's why I stopped writing those.

[Fer!]

Shit, I did a line.

[Raype]

I have seen that a lot of times.

Geez, that Megaman was creepy. I hated the whole mega stuff after he talked.

That's why I stopped writing those.

yeah, what is it with chick's in uniform and wanting to be beaten/hancuffed/etc? Bunch of freaks. Yeah, when I call someone a freak you know something's seriously wrong.

That show was mega weird. But somehow mega cool. Fuck you nintendo for commecializing my childhood. You've turned me into a consumer whore. Except I'm the one paying, instead of getting paid. begins sucking wii* ... hmm, now the name starts to make sense.

The problem is that you wrote some in the first place Let me guess, lebian threesomes in a spare bedroom of the RE mansion?

[Raype]

Shit, I did a line.

Serves you right for copying my posting style.

I mean hitting enter twice after every sentence is totally my trademark.

And stuff.

[Fer!]

yeah, what is it with chick's in uniform and wanting to be beaten/hancuffed/etc? Bunch of freaks. Yeah, when I call someone a freak you know something's seriously wrong.

That show was mega weird. But somehow mega cool. Fuck you nintendo for commecializing my childhood. You've turned me into a consumer whore. Except I'm the one paying, instead of getting paid. begins sucking wii* ... hmm, now the name starts to make sense.

The problem is that you wrote some in the first place Let me guess, lebian threesomes in a spare bedroom of the RE mansion?

Indeed, even corey isn't a freak for you.

Yup, same with Super Mario cartoon. They were weird, but awesome.

How did you know? Putting a shotgun in the door knob should be more than enough to prevent any uninvited guests.
In another note, at least I had good grammar writing those. In spanish, that is.

[Fer!]

Indeed, even corey isn't a freak for you.

Yup, same with Super Mario cartoon. They were weird, but awesome.

How did you know? Putting a shotgun in the door knob should be more than enough to prevent any uninvited guests.
In another note, at least I had good grammar writing those. In spanish, that is.

See? I did it again.

[Raype]

See? I did it again.

Three lines. You're on a roll.

And no, this isn't megaman fanfiction.

Indeed, even corey isn't a freak for you.

Yup, same with Super Mario cartoon. They were weird, but awesome.

Well he's still young. There's time for more freakish behavior to develop. Keep in mind he was a perfectly normal kid when he joined here. Oh how we corrupted him. And now he's masturbating to pictures of corpses and scars, all while checking the obituaries for dates.

Those cartoons were awesome for one simple reason. Mario seemed like he was high the whole time. Which probably explains the shrooms. The live action shows also fall into the cool while sucking category. Heck were that to be around today I'd probably sit through it just because I was expecting it to turn into porn. Cheezy mustaches and poorly done uniforms give that kind of impression. They should consider doing it again with newer video games.

Metal Gear solid would work perfectly. Raiden would behave like a moron and screw something up, liquid would show up in a disguise to wreak havok, snake would blow something up accidentally, and otocon would then point something out. After every episode there'd be some long drawn out moral that has pretty much nothing to do with what just happened (MGS2 style).

Or how about resident evil? I can picture a theme song already. It involves the word "zombies! Run from the zombies! So many zombies!" played over some fast paced techno style music. Every episode would consist of the various characters doing normal everyday tasks and suddenly being attacked by zombies. Nemesis would show up, as a BOW gone good. His dialogue would be "hulk-ified". "Nemesis pick flowers for jill" "Nemesis help". He'd always screw it up though, causing hilarity.

Maybe we'll even be treated to Halo: The series. Heck the enemies were cartoony enough already. I see some sort of captain planet style layout where MC is trying to stop invading aliens and polluters all at the same time. Under the helmet he's a giant bunny. Yup. That's right. Bunny.

I'd kill to see a kid version of grand theft auto or god of war. It'd be hilarious simply because of the attempts to kidize an adult storyline. If you don't get what I'm talking about, you've clearly never sat through "cash in" cartoons, where they take storylines from books, movies, comics, whatever, and tone it so far down that a 4 year old could watch it.

How did you know? Putting a shotgun in the door knob should be more than enough to prevent any uninvited guests.
In another note, at least I had good grammar writing those. In spanish, that is.

Because it's what I'd write.

Well you have a step up on da peple dat rites lke dis.

Seriously, were their parents cousins?

Hell even that's no excuse.

*awaits joke from evans*

[Evans]

What is better than coming in first at the special olympics?
NOT being retarded.

What's the same between a retard and a slinky?
Both are useless but you can still laugh as they tumble down the stairs.

[Fer!]

Well he's still young. There's time for more freakish behavior to develop. Keep in mind he was a perfectly normal kid when he joined here. Oh how we corrupted him. And now he's masturbating to pictures of corpses and scars, all while checking the obituaries for dates.

You forgot to mention that he loves Corpse Bride, I wonder why.

Those cartoons were awesome for one simple reason. Mario seemed like he was high the whole time. Which probably explains the shrooms. The live action shows also fall into the cool while sucking category. Heck were that to be around today I'd probably sit through it just because I was expecting it to turn into porn. Cheezy mustaches and poorly done uniforms give that kind of impression. They should consider doing it again with newer video games.

Metal Gear solid would work perfectly. Raiden would behave like a moron and screw something up, liquid would show up in a disguise to wreak havok, snake would blow something up accidentally, and otocon would then point something out. After every episode there'd be some long drawn out moral that has pretty much nothing to do with what just happened (MGS2 style).

Something like He-man?

Or how about resident evil? I can picture a theme song already. It involves the word "zombies! Run from the zombies! So many zombies!" played over some fast paced techno style music. Every episode would consist of the various characters doing normal everyday tasks and suddenly being attacked by zombies. Nemesis would show up, as a BOW gone good. His dialogue would be "hulk-ified". "Nemesis pick flowers for jill" "Nemesis help". He'd always screw it up though, causing hilarity.

I just imagined Chris being done in a TMNT 90's cartoon style, that would rock.

Maybe we'll even be treated to Halo: The series. Heck the enemies were cartoony enough already. I see some sort of captain planet style layout where MC is trying to stop invading aliens and polluters all at the same time. Under the helmet he's a giant bunny. Yup. That's right. Bunny.

Probably would suck less than the actual game.

Because it's what I'd write.

Well you have a step up on da peple dat rites lke dis.

Seriously, were their parents cousins?

Hell even that's no excuse.

*awaits joke from evans*

Only if cousin is hot.