Shove it old man!

[Raype]

Whoops, looks like I skipped a few things I could comment on. Yeah, I'm bored. (mary) sue me.

"He was hung lik a stallone."

Adrian! Adrian!

"He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it."

This fanfic is illogical captain.

ah, it is finished.

[Raype]

Ah, I see from the time that it is morning.

My time here is up.

And I must partake in my daily activities.

[Mikey]

Ah, I see from the time that it is morning.

My time here is up.

And I must partake in my daily activities.

[Mikey]

[Curses]

Would all you incredibly retarded piss-ants stop fucking uploading the same stupid bullshit to Photobucket day after day? Those internet memes weren't fucking funny the first time that I saw them, and they're not funny now, the nine millionth fucking time I've seen them. You're not clever, a point that is driven home by your loathsome grasp of the English language. Stop fucking uploading this shit, you jackasses.

Guys, please keep your dick out of your girlfriend/kid sister's/grandmother's/goat's vagina and in your pants.
The same goes to the homosexuals out there who think that they ought to share vivid pictures that illustrate their favorite fellatio techniques with the world. I don't want to see another penis for the rest of my life, and that includes my own. I'll stare directly at the wall and use salad tongs to grasp it when I urinate, and it's all because you guys like to show the entire Photobucket community how much you love to suck cock. Just...stop posting that shit.

Women, as much as I love to see most of you nude, some of you are incredibly disgusting looking. While it may make me shallow to say it, please keep your barnacle-encrusted, flabby, hairy pink tacos covered in the pictures you post. I'd love to one day be able to consummate my love for a girl without losing my luch. As-is, I can't help but retch at the thought of it, because you stupid cunts keep plastering your stupid cunts all over the internet. Stop it.
Unfortunately that goes for the attractive ladies too. Photobucket has a strict no-porn policy, and as much as I like to see you inserting strange items deep into your vagina, the fucking TOS says not to, so stop being stupid and send the pictures directly to me.

Those of you who are posting racist imagery, please shoot yourself in the fucking face. Should you fail in ridding the world of yourself and continue to post pictures to Photobucket, keep the ones in which you're dressed in your Klan best, hanging a black man from a tree, away from where I can see them. That goes for those of you who think that it's funny to drop the words faggot, homo, gaywad and so forth in a derogatory manner, as well as those of you who think that women are nothing but a punching bag with a vagina attatched. You're fucking dickfaces, we get it. We don't need to get hit over the head with that fact constantly. Just everyone keep their hatred to themselves, because it belies your trailer-trash nature, you stupid fucking intolerant fuck-nuts.

To those of you who upload kiddy-porn; please do keep uploading it. Why is that you ask? Because we send the FBI the contact info of each and every one of you. You're doing us a favor, helping us take depraved shitheads like you off of the streets. Keep it up, and I do so hope that you get murdered in prison, you sick fucking bastards.

Basically people, stop being such insufferable fucking idiots, okay? I'm getting fed up with it, and I'm this close to exploding in rage and hunting each and every one of you down, so that I can shove print-outs of your depravity right up your fucking rectum. Thanks.

I just clicked to read the Hangout and I saw that post.
I needn't read more.

Or post for that matter - until the Hangout title has been suCcessfully spelt successfully.

[Curses]

Crazy Michael. :eyeball:

[Raype]

Hey I know that chick.

She was in total recall, right?

[Evans]

Fucking hell I swear I really thought i'd die infront of my computer a Friday at 5am.

If I ever see you say anything about not being a nerd...

Im in boxers okay, so shush.
Okay sleep for me.

I still can't believe it, it caught me like that all of a sudden when I thought of SEKRIT STUFF. Thoughts are way too powerful.
'night!

When aren't you?

Ca ne serait pas arrivé si t'avais crissé dans le mur un tit jeune.
Cosmic balance and whatnot.

[Evans]

Shit beckons doing.

Scatadoodle!

[Curses]

~Babysitter Evans


I had a thought about Jase as Carnage...it's uncanny.

[Fer!]

Well...it rained really hard around here, so I didn't went to school.

Call me a wuss, but I'm not gonna make the 2-hour trip to school only to find that the teacher didn't went to class.

[Raype]

Well...it rained really hard around here, so I didn't went to school.

Call me a wuss, but I'm not gonna make the 2-hour trip to school only to find that the teacher didn't went to class.

Good man.

Teachers hardly ever show up to class.

And when they do they either leave early, show up late, or don't really do anything.

At least from my experience.

[Fer!]

Good man.

Teachers hardly ever show up to class.

And when they do they either leave early, show up late, or don't really do anything.

At least from my experience.

Yup. Plus, I saved some money.

So now I'm in my room having some coffee and watching Spiderman 2.
Friday started very well.

[Fer!]

I would use a Save State before an exam, it would be kickass.

[Raype]

Yup. Plus, I saved some money.

So now I'm in my room having some coffee and watching Spiderman 2.
Friday started very well.

Wait, it's friday?

...

Okay, I'm losing track of time.

I think I may be going insane.

What's your opinion Mr. Socks?

*holds up sock puppet*

*fake voice* I think you're fucking nuts. Har har har. Boobies!

You so crazy Mr. Socks. Almost as crazy as Terry the talking shoe.