"“If u don’t then I’ll rap Draco!1”"
Drac-O Drac-O
motherfucker's a butt-hole
fucking guys is his life goal
Goddammit, I hope the writer of this is just a troll.
If not, I'll have to extract her soul
with my gat. OH!
/crap rap
"“Ok now you’re going to go back in tim.”"
Gay porn time?
"“yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.” he told me all sekrtivly. “and theres a really cool shop called Hot-“
‘topic!” I finshed, happy again.
He froned confusedly. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned."
There is no fucking way this can be serious, right?
"“Not 2 far, lol.” I borked."
Bork de bork bork. bork? bork!
