Shove it old man!

[Raype]

"I opened my crimson eyes. Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. B’loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Jenny) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism."

Stanism? I'm almost a stanist. More of a Raytheist though. Maybe a little bit of Judyism

"BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!"

How about learning english first?

[Stark]

LMAO

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

[Dr Mario]

I give up. I can nae compare to the fountain of cynicism and wit that is Ray.

[Stark]

Stanism? I'm almost a stanist. More of a Raytheist though. Maybe a little bit of Judyism

"BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!"

How about learning english first?

Aww, man, I know a few people that like Harry potter and bands like My Chemical Romance et al. This seriously cannot be real, it has to be satirical.

[Dr Mario]

Aww, man, I know a few people that like Harry potter and bands like My Chemical Romance et al. This seriously cannot be real, it has to be satirical.

I don't have that much faith in humanity.

[Raype]

LMAO

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

"“Kawai.” I commnted happily ."

*twitch*

[Raype]

"he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”"

Oh thank god, it is satirical.

*puts away noose*

that was a close one.

Wait, she could still be serious. And could be considering that she's "real" and the others are "posers".

*takes out bottle of cyanide pills*

"we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song."

Was it "in the end" ha ha, I'm so smart. I made an anal sex joke.

...

I suddenly feel dumber. Even if the writer were to write this as a joke, I'm sure by the end enough brains cells would've died that she's probably not far off from being like her character.

[Stark]

I think I'm going to go to bed, I'm starting to feel nauseus now

[Dr Mario]

Even if it is satire, the writer is far too good at thinking like an emotionally challenged teenager.

I suggest extermination.

[Raype]

I think I'm going to go to bed, I'm starting to feel nauseus now

You should. 20 chapters of that?

I'm nearly puking over here.

[Raype]

"cross belly fing."

Wait, aren't you a vampire?

IT BURNS!

"Accuse me?"

I accuse you of horrible failure.

[Dr Mario]

That settles it. Ray is God.

[Raype]

"“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”"

You can't see it, but right now I'm slamming my head into my desk while loling hard.

" He started to fly the car into a tree."

Draco's full name? Draco Ryan Death Mowery Darkness despair strongbad corpse.

"blak leather jackson"

ah hee hee /poorly imitated michael jackson noises

[Raype]

"Cum on Enoby"

...

Why do I suddenly recall a gothic porn video?

"She peered into da balls."

This whole thing is slowly becoming a porno.

"When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken."

That's why you never cheap out when buying a fireplace.

"Invisibility coke"

Sprite?

"We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.

Then………… I took off Draco’s MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).

I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.

We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.

“I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly………………………….

“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”

It was………………………….Snope and Profesor McGoggle!111"

GANGBANG TIME!

[Jase]

Mate fucked his car, spent most of the day trying to fix =/