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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
    Wait what? Care to elaborate on that?
    He wants to engage in phone sex with you.

    Isn't it obvious?

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    Sure is, but I want to know how the heck he got a hold of my phone number. Probably Elmdor... couldn't be anyone else. -__-;

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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
    Sure is, but I want to know how the heck he got a hold of my phone number. Probably Elmdor... couldn't be anyone else. -__-;
    You should've known better than to give a number to elmdor.

    Guy can't keep his mouth shit.

    Which explains the stains on my floor.

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    Yeah I don't know what I was thinking... still, I can get back on him. I got his number.

    Yeah it really smells... ~__~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Well on the plus side we might get some more necrophiliac members.

    Or zombies.

    Or zombies that rape corpses.
    SKELETON PORN

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    That's a new take on necrophilia...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
    That's a new take on necrophilia...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
    I'm poor so I only have one sclerosis.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zetsubo BILLY View Post
    Snkupo eat brain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Snkupo eat brain?
    Too many brains.

    he gots fat.

    I must flee, for I have somethings to do.

    Which may or may not involve the removal of clothing.

    /gone

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    I got to run too. Cya people.

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    'goes back to work'

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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
    Wait what? Care to elaborate on that?
    Got your number from a shady phone directory, and tried calling it, with the correct country code, but it just said that the number was incomplete or incorrect.
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    Last night I got mega-high and just came inside and went to sleep.

    Left the bong in plain sight on the verandah, along with a bowl of weed. Probably aout 2 grams. And it fucking rained. Luckily I got woken up early and nobody saw the bong or weed, so I hid it. But I still have a bowl full of damp weed. :\
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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOfTheCynics View Post
    Hey, all. Yeah, I'm back, for now. Who missed me? I'll be around again, unless my internet gets shut off again. Eep.
    Dannyboy did!

    I still wonder how you could call me like that the last time you started posting.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Well they'd still be less bizarre with sexual fetishes than most of the people here.

    *cough*evans*cough*
    We're one and the same.

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