Shove it old man!

[Corey]

Stop confusing me. It makes the children cry.

Sorry. When I say it in my head I have the voice tones and whatnot. It doesn't cmoe out right on the inernets.

[Raype]

I only cut myself once. And that was on accident. I was joking about with Taylor and she pushed my hand.

Only once?

Do you live in a bubble or something?

I get injured by sharp objects daily.

...

I really should stop throwing my discarded beer bottles on the floor.

Or start sweeping.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.

[Corey]

Only once?

Do you live in a bubble or something?

I get injured by sharp objects daily.

...

I really should stop throwing my discarded beer bottles on the floor.

Or start sweeping.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.

Cut myself. I get cut all the time.

[Corey]

Ok. Time to play Fallout.

[Raype]

Cut myself. I get cut all the time.

But if she pushed you it's not cutting yourself.

It's an accidental cutting.

Cutting yourself either means you actually tried to cut yourself or you got cut.

Since you weren't trying to cut yourself I figured you meant you only got cut once.

Which is odd.

[Sprung]

Only once?

Do you live in a bubble or something?

I get injured by sharp objects daily.

...

I really should stop throwing my discarded beer bottles on the floor.

Or start sweeping.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.

Seconded. I always have a gash or a chunk of skin gone. If my hands don't have dried blood on them, I've been on vacation.

...

I, um...

shit.

[Wolvespack Cry]

Maybe you're just unlucky enough to have to deal with "younger family member syndrome".

Where you have to bride younger brothers/sisters/cousins/neices/nephews/whatever in order to get help with anything.

Or to keep their mouths shut.

I'd like to kill whoever invented the phrase "what's in it for me?". Or at least whoever taught it to young people.

"what's in it for me?".
My wife uses that phrase on me constantly and shes 25 where the hell did it come from.

Also I'm the youngest so getting them to do anything for me is like pulling teeth.

[Sprung]

Ok. Time to listen to Fallout Boy.

fag.

[Jase]

See now, when you're not American, it's perfectly fine to joke about 9/11.

I envy you, sir.

Its not that im not American, its purely i just dun give a fuck

No, the Irwin jokes came too soon. Almost (/11 hapened like 6 years ago.

Irwin jokes came out at the right time IMO, right after he died I still remember a non australian telle me that he was our hero Aint that a bitch.
SRSLY thou, there was Irwin jokes about him rooting animals

[Elmdor Rizer]

Totally cool,
that your hair is blue.
I totally drool,
when I think about you.
Totally neat,
totally sweet,
totally knocked me off my feet.
Totally rad,
but it's too bad,
you're not aware of all my plans.
I totally lust,
when I see you around.
The Belmont bus,
takes me right by your house.
Totally neat,
totally sweet,
totally knocked me off my feet.
Totally lame,
that you won't say,
You'll hang out with me every day.
I totally,
I totally,
I totally,
I totally,
love everything about you.

Well, that was pointless. My HO names are the best though. /Gone.

[Raype]

"what's in it for me?".
My wife uses that phrase on me constantly and shes 25 where the hell did it come from.

Find out and I can assure you it will be that person's last day.

Seconded. I always have a gash or a chunk of skin gone. If my hands don't have dried blood on them, I've been on vacation.

...

I, um...

shit.

REDRUM, REDRUM!

[Wolvespack Cry]

I don't know why, but my 2 year old son is dusting the wooden furniture over here. lmao!!!

[Sprung]

Find out and I can assure you it will be that person's last day.



REDRUM, REDRUM!

The last air conditioner I installed left me with a long deep scractch along my forearm. Probably 8 inches or so...

Anyway, the scab was cool. I pulled it off in one long dried blood string. Awesome.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I don't know why but my 2 year old son is dusting the wooden furniture over here lmao!!!

...

I could tell you why, but it'll be more fun if you were to find out on your own.

[Jase]

I don't know why, but my 2 year old son is dusting the wooden furniture over here. lmao!!!

He knows all to well with a father like you, all he will become is a lonely janitor, so his starting early.