Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
Only once?

Do you live in a bubble or something?

I get injured by sharp objects daily.

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I really should stop throwing my discarded beer bottles on the floor.

Or start sweeping.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.
Seconded. I always have a gash or a chunk of skin gone. If my hands don't have dried blood on them, I've been on vacation.

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I, um...

shit.