Shove it old man!

[Fer!]

I have never had one that made me unable to walk.

Well, not unable...just makes it difficult. Or maybe it's because I don't want any weird looks.

[Raype]

Yeah, about that... More to the left.

Whut?

Oh right. Forgot you had a crooked mouth.

It's my huge erection. I built a crooked coat rack. It hits people in the face.

My huge boner is unrelated.

[Strongbad]

It's not my head, it's my back, knees, and pretty much anything else that is close to my back. Like the sides of my ribs and stuff.

[Strongbad]

Well, not unable...just makes it difficult. Or maybe it's because I don't want any weird looks.

Stand proud my good man, stand proud.

[Raype]

It's not my head, it's my back, knees, and pretty much anything else that is close to my back. Like the sides of my ribs and stuff.

Spent a lot of time doing heavy lifting?

Or bent over?

[Evans]

Oh right. Forgot you had a crooked mouth.

It's my huge erection. I built a crooked coat rack. It hits people in the face.

My huge boner is unrelated.

My mouth's perfectly even, it's the world that's crooked.

Ah, so I knew it wasn't something funny.

It never is.

[Fer!]

Stand proud my good man, stand proud.

I would if I didn't wear crotch-tight pants.

[Fer!]

Holy shit, I think I just ate Big Bird. That fucking chicken was insanely big.

Also, delicious.

[Evans]

It's not my head, it's my back, knees, and pretty much anything else that is close to my back. Like the sides of my ribs and stuff.

Oh, I see. That sucks.

Still, bend over.

[Evans]

Holy shit, I think I just ate Big Bird. That fucking chicken was insanely big.

Also, delicious.

Eating fat chicks is for vlame only. :/

[Strongbad]

Spent a lot of time doing heavy lifting?

Or bent over?

I didn't do a whole lot of heavy lifting, it just hurts from standing up all day. Previous injuries weren't as healed as I hoped they were. Also, my left knee is grinding and poping. I should get that checked out.

[Fer!]

Eating fat chicks is for vlame only. :/

Well executed.

[Evans]

I didn't do a whole lot of heavy lifting, it just hurts from standing up all day. Previous injuries weren't as healed as I hoped they were. Also, my left knee is grinding and poping. I should get that checked out.

Yeah... Good idea. O_o

[Evans]

10.0

:bow:

[Raype]

My mouth's perfectly even, it's the world that's crooked.

Ah, so I knew it wasn't something funny.

It never is.

I would if I didn't wear crotch-tight pants.

That's no excuse. All pants are crotch tight to me. Whenever I get stiff they just fly right off. I normally make a slingshot sound before my raging hard on tears my pants and flings them across the room.

Holy shit, I think I just ate Big Bird. That fucking chicken was insanely fat.

Also, delicious.

You fool, you've upset the balance of power! Without big bird cookie and elmo will battle to the death for control of the streets! He was the only hope of bringing the gangs together and stopping the senseless turf wars.

I bet it was.