Shove it old man!

[Fer!]

It sure does.

Reminds me of the one on my head.

Only mine is stained with semen.

I'm trying to think into some combination with Rambo and men fluid.

[Raype]

I'm trying to think into some combination with Rambo and men fluid.

Liquid stitches.

[Raype]

Liquid stitches.

Speaking of my man juices, my porn has finished downloading.

And i have a gaping wound on my arm that needs to be "glued shut".

Damn that sheriff! I'll get him. And his little deputy too.

/gone

[Sprung]

That thingy you sent me yesterday.

Oh, ok. I get it now

[Fer!]

Bahaha, I was reading Maximum Carnage and there's this riot in NY and this guy steals a PC saying: "Ten megs of ram and eight megs of hard disk, why don't I deserve it?

Oh, the 90's!

[Ahkei]

Bahaha, I was reading Maximum Carnage and there's this riot in NY and this guy steals a PC saying: "Ten megs of ram and eight megs of hard disk, why don't I deserve it?

Oh, the 90's!

Bwahaha. Sweet as.


Black Sabbath - [Born Again #05] Zero the Hero

What you wanna be, what you wanna be, brother?

Zero the Hero!

Man this song owns.

[Ahkei]

Joe says:
We found a new way to test a persons manliness.
Joe says:
After seeing Mad Dennis chug a Slush Puppie which contained over 12 squirts of syrup. Two of all kinds.
Joe says:
And just enough ice to make it freezing.
Joe says:
He slurped it up with his straw then started squealing.
Joe says:
"HEART FREEZE!"
Joe says:
"SPINE FREEZE!!"
Joe says:
"I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES!"
Joe says:
He did that for about 3 minutes.
Joe says:
Groaning like a dying man.
Beezleboss. says:
Sweet.
Joe says:
Piss funny.
Beezleboss. says:
I gotta do that one day.
Joe says:
Any way you look at it.
Joe says:
Oh yes.
Joe says:
We'll make it a competition.
Beezleboss. says:
Indeed.
Beezleboss. says:
Oh man.
Beezleboss. says:
On Saturday, buy a full cup of syrup each, then after PCYC, crush up ice and make slushpuppies and see who can chug one the fastest.
Gere says:
hahaha
Beezleboss. says:
After we get tanked.
Gere says:
of course'
Beezleboss. says:
Extra points if you can hold it down.
Gere says:
bahaha
Joe says:
Good idead!
Gere says:
make a point system
Beezleboss. says:
Yeah.
Beezleboss. says:
We should buy a few cups of syrup each.
Beezleboss. says:
And then raise how much syrup in each slushpuppie as we get drunker.
Gere says:
hahaha
Joe says:
Bahahhaa
Gere says:
get high on syrup
Beezleboss. says:
Or...
Beezleboss. says:
Vodka Slush puppies...
Beezleboss. says:
That'd be the shit.

[polobunny]

Something is incredibly wrong with this movie.
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/676/We+Are+The+Champions/

[The Joker]

vodka slurpees?

[Ahkei]

vodka slurpees?

Yes sir.

PCYC is a gig that my friends' band is playing on Saturday. So during the day we're gonna buy cups of syrup to have after, at Joe's house. It's gonna be sweet as.

[crusher]

Honk honk!

[The Joker]

Jon:
also me and my brother came up with a really funny sketch
Jon:
dave = beavis
Darth:
Lolz0rd.
Jon:
btthead = lemmy
Jon:
the fat blonde kid = hetfield
Jon:
they all drink
Jon:
dave whoops james
Jon:
lemmy says dave should chil out
Jon:
dave goes all cornholio
Jon:
lemmy's like man you don't know how to handle your liquor
Jon:
james kicks dave out
Jon:
then dave wanders the land for tp and better beer

[Dinosaurman]

Something is incredibly wrong with this movie.
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/676/We+Are+The+Champions/

That was almost funny.

What what.

[Jase]

I got put in charge of the rogue's in my group, but the RAID times are all fucked up....
Wednesday, Friday and Saturday at 7:30...
So its become insanely good at WoW and have no social life, or dont RAID at all =/

Im not giving up my social life for a game =/

[The Joker]

you're learning jase. lol you addict.