*ring
Caller I

Dell USA
Me: hmm...
Me: Hello?
Dell: Hello Mr. XXXXXX This is Dell Computers calling, and we want to take this time to let you know your warranty is about to expire. Were you aware of this?
Me: Yes, and...
Dell: Oh ok! Great! We's like to offer you a special deal to extend the warranty at a low price! We've never offered this deal before!
Me: Is this the same deal you had never offered before when you offered it to me last year when I bought the laptop?
Dell: Well, probably, but you're a preferred customer!
Me: I know. I'm not interested, thanks.
Dell: But what if something goes wrong with your computer?
Me: I can fix it.
Me: So, I'm not interested.
Dell: But you know anything could happen...
Me: I'm not interested.
Dell: Can I ask you why?
Me: No.
*click.