Shove it old man!

[Banned]

[banned]
likes the warm weather we're having
[/banned]

[Banned]

shit,
I just converted a 29.9 mb avi file to be watched on my DS as a DSM movie file, the output file was more than 400 mb.

[Mikey]

shit,
I just converted a 29.9 mb avi file to be watched on my DS as a DSM movie file, the output file was more than 400 mb.

[Banned]

I know, that's what I get for converting pr0n...

[Mikey]

I know, that's what I get for converting pr0n...

[Corey]

You should drop everything and fix Zelda Paradise theme, return it back to how it was damn it!!!!!!!

I liek the darkness, but its REALLY REALLY REALLY fat, looks like Darth after eating several of Sprung's pizza's.
Used to look as skinny as Anime Paradises style =/
How can Anime be so small and tight, like an asian female, yet ZP be so fat and loose, like DCK's GF.

I love you.

[The Joker]

mikey
i got the gen x movie, dr. strange and the old fan 4 movie fromm 1994, it's shitty comic movies all weekend long :X

[Corey]

mikey
i got the gen x movie, dr. strange and the old fan 4 movie fromm 1994, it's shitty comic movies all weekend long :X

Kill yourself. Now.


















































































































There's no face to be seen here.

[Raype]

Hitman Blood Money is slowwwww...

Would it work though? Onimusha 3 won't install, DMC3 is choppy...

Virus scan or format.

There's *no way* you should be experiencing such poor performance on such low end games.

Unless of course you're trying to play with settings maxed out.

Because with the crap gear you're packing that ain't happening.

[Sprung]

*ring
Caller I Dell USA
Me: hmm...
Me: Hello?
Dell: Hello Mr. XXXXXX This is Dell Computers calling, and we want to take this time to let you know your warranty is about to expire. Were you aware of this?
Me: Yes, and...
Dell: Oh ok! Great! We's like to offer you a special deal to extend the warranty at a low price! We've never offered this deal before!
Me: Is this the same deal you had never offered before when you offered it to me last year when I bought the laptop?
Dell: Well, probably, but you're a preferred customer!
Me: I know. I'm not interested, thanks.
Dell: But what if something goes wrong with your computer?
Me: I can fix it.
Me: So, I'm not interested.
Dell: But you know anything could happen...
Me: I'm not interested.
Dell: Can I ask you why?
Me: No.
*click.

[Evans]

*ring
Caller I Dell USA
Me: hmm...
Me: Hello?
Dell: Hello Mr. XXXXXX This is Dell Computers calling, and we want to take this time to let you know your warranty is about to expire. Were you aware of this?
Me: Yes, and...
Dell: Oh ok! Great! We's like to offer you a special deal to extend the warranty at a low price! We've never offered this deal before!
Me: Is this the same deal you had never offered before when you offered it to me last year when I bought the laptop?
Dell: Well, probably, but you're a preferred customer!
Me: I know. I'm not interested, thanks.
Dell: But what if something goes wrong with your computer?
Me: I can fix it.
Me: So, I'm not interested.
Dell: But you know anything could happen...
Me: I'm not interested.
Dell: Can I ask you why?
Me: No.
*click.

Normally, I just go "Why, yes, I'm really interested! But, could you hold on?" and just walk away or put them on hold until I touch the phone again or someone calls.

[Evans]

How lame, Spideranus* thread edited. Tsk.

*What the fuck is up with that title, anyway?

[Raype]

How lame, Spirderanus* thread edited. Tsk.

*What the fuck is up with that title, anyway?

You wish someone would edit your anus.

People add anus to the end of words all the time. Like so: "Danny, nice faceanus." or "Corey, your momanus"

[Jackhammer]

How lame, Spirderanus* thread edited. Tsk.

*What the fuck is up with that title, anyway?

Wasn't me this time...

[Sprung]

Wasn't me this time...

We all know it was you, Jackanus.