Gunman kills 32 on campus of Virginia Tech

[Corey]

Someone should tell Jack Thompson that mass murders happened before video games were invented.

Or did Hitler 'train' on Grande Thefte Auto?

They didn't have GTA back then. He only had NES. He used Mario dude.

But really, i agree with the above dude. That dude's a jackass. He blames his problems,(and the world's problems) on games because he himself sucks at games. He can't beat 1-1 on Mario.

[Stark]

Well the media are finally starting to call Jack Thompson out on his bullshit.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18220228/

What a prick.

[Corey]

What a prick.

Indeed. I bet Jack Thompson's forefather's blamed games for the mass killings way back in the old western days. "It's them dagderned horseshoes! I tells ya! If'n it wadn't fur all that practice they's been gittin' throwin' them horseshoes, he wouldn;'t have had even the slightest chance of hitting that bank up!"

Note: That though, this post was made to be funny I realize fw will laugh at it. I'm sorry for wasting your time.

[Sprung]

They didn't have GTA back then. He only had NES. He used Mario dude.
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Truth. Everyone knows Hitler killed each Jew by jumping on their heads. Oddly enough, they also turned upside down before they died.

When Hitler himself died, he stuck all his arms and legs straight out, and bounced up a bit, then fell out of view. Some music played.

[b1gwi11]

No he probably trained on Halo.

But really nobody really cares what Jack Thompson says, you still got kids buying M rated games at stores.

no he trained on the beta for the pc version of halo 2

[Raype]

no he trained on the beta for the pc version of halo 2

Correction, it doesn't matter.

Hitler killed millions of people.

Hitler is a recurring video game character, and a major character in one of the first FPS.

Therefore the link is clear.

Hitler killed jews to get into his own video game.

He was psychic, and foresaw the day when video games were made. After his attempts to grow a mustache and stomp turtles fell through (he attempted to shave said mustache, however his razor busted partway through. Being lazy, he neglected to finish the job. And thus lazyness became a common trait of gamers), he decided to just kill a bunch of people and hope it would work out. It did.

*a bit more on topic*

The fact that he's sent an angry letter to Bill Gates should prove hilarious if he actually attempts to sue microsoft over the killings. Maybe Bill will use his resources to make JT look like an even bigger ass, before "rubbing him out" like a bad sketch. Or perhaps he just opened the letter, thought "What a gigantic twat", then crumpled it and tossed it before returning to the several hot women waiting to sex him.

Either way, at least the media appears to be trying to see things from both sides. Which is a good thing.

[johnny blaze]

Indeed. I bet Jack Thompson's forefather's blamed games for the mass killings way back in the old western days. "It's them dagderned horseshoes! I tells ya! If'n it wadn't fur all that practice they's been gittin' throwin' them horseshoes, he wouldn;'t have had even the slightest chance of hitting that bank up!"

Note: That though, this post was made to be funny I realize fw will laugh at it. I'm sorry for wasting your time.

[Jetsetlemming]

The fact that he's sent an angry letter to Bill Gates should prove hilarious if he actually attempts to sue microsoft over the killings. Maybe Bill will use his resources to make JT look like an even bigger ass, before "rubbing him out" like a bad sketch. Or perhaps he just opened the letter, thought "What a gigantic twat", then crumpled it and tossed it before returning to the several hot women waiting to sex him.

Either way, at least the media appears to be trying to see things from both sides. Which is a good thing.

Bill Gates made the Operating System the killer used to write his plays, and order his first gun online. Thus, he is calpable! GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!
Also, not only is Hitler a main character, he has the world's first mecha armor.