View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I swear I wrote that before watching that last pic you posted Sprung.
    Heh. The cover girl does look Scandinavian.

    I call her Ivana. Ivana Humpu.

    She loves me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I'LL STRRIP MY CLOTHES IF YOU DEFEAT ME TATYANA ON A POOL MATCH, AMERRICAN.

    I don't know why I feel that she has the "scandinavian-russian" thing going on.
    You do know what pocket pool means don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    You do know what pocket pool means don't you?
    Please don't ruin it for me. The game has tits in it, so it's a guaranteed top seller.

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    Ok, I am off to bed now. I plan to sleep forever, so see ya then

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    Yeah, me too, I might start at some job a friend helped me to get, later Sprung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    True enough. I guess it's a reasonable price to pay for a the short term enjoyment. As long as I don't have to wake up next to DCK's girlfriend, or someone of equally immense proportions, then I'm alright.
    You want to wake up next to one liek mine, dont you? DONT YOU!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Please don't ruin it for me. The game has tits in it, so it's a guaranteed top seller.
    I'll tel you now in hopes of you reading this later since you left. It's when you play with yourself in public via putting your hand in your pocket.

    Oh, gone for real now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Indeed. Althoguh, finding a female of DCK's whale proportion would be a feat.
    www.myspace.com

    Knock yourself out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    www.myspace.com

    Knock yourself out.
    No can do. Not on a widescreen monitor. Maybe next time.

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    Lois Griffin: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...

    Peter Griffin: Oh, God, I hope you're not pregnant. We can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marcia, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...

    Brian Griffin: Peter, those aren't your kids. That's the Nick at Nite lineup.

    Peter Griffin: ...Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...

    Brian Griffin: That's Street Fighter.

    Peter Griffin: ...red, blue, green...

    Brian Griffin: Those are colors.

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    I really need to get a better graphics card if I wanna continue gaming on my laptop. My 128 doesn't allow me to run Silverfall on the highest detail settings without lagging the game.

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    Oh what the hell do you have to complain about? My laptop's graphics card has a whopping 8 MB of RAM.

    Good thing I don't play any PC games more advanced than MUGEN and emulators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Um...I don't know what to say to that...
    No need to say anything.

    It's the way it was, and while I do wish that I had a father figure growing up, I really wasn't worse off for it. I didn't have a guy to put certain shit into perspective for me, and I had to find that info elsewhere, but I'm no less a man for it, and so it's not all that big a deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    You want to wake up next to one liek mine, dont you? DONT YOU!!!
    Yeah, sure I would. What man wouldn't?

    That said, at this point in my life, I'd just like to find a good woman to settle in with. I don't want an ugly dog-like beast of course, but I'm tired of ineffectually playing the field, trying to score a dime-piece. It's just not going to happen for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post
    Lois Griffin: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...

    Peter Griffin: Oh, God, I hope you're not pregnant. We can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marcia, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...

    Brian Griffin: Peter, those aren't your kids. That's the Nick at Nite lineup.

    Peter Griffin: ...Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...

    Brian Griffin: That's Street Fighter.

    Peter Griffin: ...red, blue, green...

    Brian Griffin: Those are colors.
    I loved that one. Brilliant references all around. Who would've thought to mention green?

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