The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Raype]

So uh...I felt my internet a bit slow and I noticed Ares was open.

And...there was this Jenna Haze vid downloading...thing is, I don't remember looking for it and my brother hasn't used the comp in two days. I think I have issues...

Oh well...it's only 30mb away from completion.

You're downloading porn telepathically

Actually, I borrowed your connection. Hope you don't mind. DCK really needed that whale porn.

[Raype]

It's a date!

No no, wanted to be a physics teacher. But, yeah, that's not my cup of tea. Or I lost my interest for studying so much that I ended up leaving all that crap to others. But, I did give a relativity course for an hour and a half. Twas fun! Anyways, all in due time.

Remember, I fuck on the first date.

You were doing that AND planning on teaching?
Good god man, what were you on?
Not even severely drunk ray was that crazy.

[Evans]

Guilty. *assumes position* Well? Aren't you going to frisk me?

*frisks up your legs* Sir, do you have a license to carry that thing?

Actually believe it or not, those are true.

That's what the bullshitter said.

German actually. Nice try though.

Whoa, English, it seems.

RAYMOND
Gender: Male
Origin: English
Meaning: Wise Protection

[Fer!]

You're downloading porn telepathically

Actually, I borrowed your connection. Hope you don't mind. DCK really needed that whale porn.

I wonder if Charles Xavier would borrow me his Cerebro machine.

Oh...that's okay...as long as you don't get any more midget pr0n for Sprung I'm okay with it.

[Raype]

*frisks up your legs* Sir, do you have a license to carry that thing?

I sure do officer. The permit is in my front pocket. Go ahead. Reach in

That's what the bullshitter said.

I always lie. PARADOX!

Whoa, English, it seems.

RAYMOND
Gender: Male
Origin: English
Meaning: Wise Protection

So we're both wrong.

I hear two wrongs make a right.

Let's fuck.

[Evans]

Remember, I fuck on the first date.

You were doing that AND planning on teaching?
Good god man, what were you on?
Not even severely drunk ray was that crazy.

That's alright, I'm already started.

Yes. But, lemme explain. I did a relativity and astrophysics course before the third basic physics one, so the teacher asked me if I wanted to teach that one period. So, I ended up teaching that day. But, I was always hanging around the department, helping people out. Not because I wanted to feel good, but because teachers who sit around biting their fingernails and saying they're not available while students need help just pisses me off. Alternatively, they kicked me out.
Nothing at all. Maybe I should have been.
You don't even know.

[Raype]

I wonder if Charles Xavier would borrow me his Cerebro machine.

Oh...that's okay...as long as you don't get any more midget pr0n for Sprung I'm okay with it.

Such a waste, charles has the most powerful mind control device ever, and he doesn't use it to nail some hot X women. Or even to spy on hot chicks in the shower.

I take it you didn't like "Santa and his naughty elves"?

[Fer!]

Yes. But, lemme explain. I did a relativity and astrophysics course before the third basic physics one...

That sounds like something PAINFUL.

Helping people out? What the hell were you thinking?

I take it you didn't like "Santa and his naught elves"?

It wasn't weird until they started to sit on his lap.

[Evans]

I sure do officer. The permit is in my front pocket. Go ahead. Reach in.

*slides hand in* Oh, oh man. Nice! You do have a license to carry that baseball bat. Carry on.

I always lie. PARADOX!

Truth, more like.

So we're both wrong.

I hear two wrongs make a right.

Let's fuck.

Not really, but sure!

[Evans]

That sounds like something PAINFUL.

Helping people out? What the hell were you thinking?

Nah, if I can do it, anyone can.

It's the best way to know you know your shit. If you can help people, you know your stuff.

[Raype]

That's alright, I'm already started.

Nothing at all. Maybe I should have been.
You don't even know.

Good. Because I'm already done. You make me very very horny.

I recommend caffeine. Lots of it.
Evans has a crazy side? Who'd have guessed?

[Fer!]

Nah, if I can do it, anyone can.

It's the best way to know you know your shit. If you can help people, you know your stuff.

Well...maybe, it's just that the astro-thing sounded like too much math.

I didn't mean that...it's just that...it's not what a normal teacher does, helping people.

[Evans]

Good. Because I'm already done. You make me very very horny.

I recommend caffeine. Lots of it.
Evans has a crazy side? Who'd have guessed?

Fucking bullshitter.

Erm, I took a thermos full with me, had a cup in the morning before leaving, and had to buy some at school. I drank a lot of it. Like, really.

[Evans]

Well...maybe, it's just that the astro-thing sounded like too much math.

I didn't mean that...it's just that...it's not what a normal teacher does, helping people.

Nah, nothing bad.

Ohhhhhhh, yeah, that's right.

[Raype]

It wasn't weird until they started to sit on his lap.

So the scene where they're licking candy canes before shoving it in each other's asses didn't freak you out but the lap scene did? You're an odd one.

It's the best way to know you know your shit. If you can help people, you know your stuff.

But some people will never get it. Which is the problem with trying to teach. Some people are just a lost cause. That's why it seems insane that you would consider that sort of thing.

*slides hand in* Oh, oh man. Nice! You do have a license to carry that baseball bat. Carry on.

No it's alright. Grab the bat a little. Swing it around. Let me whack your balls with it.

Truth, more like.

I've been honest. A couple of times. You just don't remember those times because you're gay.

Not really, but sure!

Are you sure? Because this feels right. Actually, go a little further left.

Oh yeah, that's the spot.