View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    I licked it to find out. It was exceedingly non-sweet. In fact, it tasted like glass cleaner and vomit.
    ...you are correct sir. My mistake.
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I want to marry someone that shares the same last name as me. That would be rad. I would prefer them to be of no relation, but I can settle for second cousins.
    Didn't mention sex.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    I licked it to find out. It was exceedingly non-sweet. In fact, it tasted like glass cleaner and vomit.
    The vomit, chunky or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Didn't mention sex.
    Well gays can't get married here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Didn't mention sex.

    The vomit, chunky or not?
    Not. I assume that's because I've long since cleaned it from my computer monitor. Not very well I guess, but the chunks were removed long ago at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Miller View Post
    ...you are correct sir. My mistake.
    It's a fair mistake. Though I'd guess it was more mine than yours. I shouldn't have licked that. I just should have known better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Well gays can't get married here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    Not. I assume that's because I've long since cleaned it from my computer monitor. Not very well I guess, but the chunks were removed long ago at least.
    Nummies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Nummies.
    I beg to differ. No wait, I just differ. No begging involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Not sure what you are trying to say with that smilie.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    I beg to differ. No wait, I just differ. No begging involved.
    Ah, keeping some romance for the laundry room. Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Not sure what you are trying to say with that smilie.
    He said didn't you hear it? Or read it? Whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Not sure what you are trying to say with that smilie.
    That it's a shame for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    It's a fair mistake. Though I'd guess it was more mine than yours. I shouldn't have licked that. I just should have known better.
    I shouldn't have double checked. I just ate tacos too... mine was chunky.
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    That it's a shame for you?
    Don't ask question regarding my sexuality. I will just confuse you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Ah, keeping some romance for the laundry room. Nice.
    Of course. I just wait until the neighbor girl does her laundry, then I sneak in, open up the washer and grab a pair of her panties. Then I whack off until I make a spectacular finish into her undergarments, which I then put back in the washer.

    She'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Miller View Post
    I shouldn't have double checked. I just ate tacos too... mine was chunky.
    Ah. My prayers are with you. Next time try and choke it back.

    I did that once. It came out of my nose. We all had a great laugh. Then the dog ate it.

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