The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[polobunny]

Laura:
hey jon
Laura:
how does "louie" know about dj???
Jon:
huh?
Jon:
wait
Laura:
how did louie know about dj?
Jon:
the stalker guy?
Laura:
yes ...the stalker guy
Jon:
i don't know
Laura:
sure u do
Laura:
your him
Jon:
what?
Laura:
your the only person that knows i did anything with him
Laura:
ALSO.......
Jon:
no you told jacob and angel
Laura:
dj wasn't my friends anytime near when i was talking to him
Laura:
how would h eknow how to find his profile and ask him when was the last time i fucked him (something you would want to know)
Laura:
PLUS ...that page has u all over it
Jon:
that's weird
Laura:
no YOUR FUCKING WEIRD
Jon:
i'm not louie or whoever he is
Laura:
the how are his interests exaxtly like your ...the way he writes????
Laura:
its all identical
Laura:
you made him up
Jon:
and why would it be that simple, you know i'm keniving
Jon:
laura that's not me, you're just accusing me
Laura:
jon it is you ......it was my gut feeling it was u but i didn't think you woud be that fucked up
Laura:
jon ...your all over the fucking page
Laura:
all over it
Laura:
u give it away
Jon:
yeah right, prove it
Laura:
omg where do i start
Jon:
go
Jon:
i'm so going to laura at this
Jon:
laugh*
Laura:
first of all maybe ........what a handful of people head know about buckethead let alone actually injoy him ...yet he's all over this guys page ....not to mention guns and rosez (or gnr (something u use all the time) which is also one of your favorite bands which is displayed all over the dam page ...his writing is identical to your everything is discribed exactly the way u would describe it ...an
Laura:
and
Jon:
ok and
Jon:
buckethead is a popular artist and he is a member og guns and roses
Jon:
of*
Laura:
he works at rite aid a place you were interested in working at how is it that every artist mention is someone you like ....who the fuck would name thier band bad apples? also this guy has no real friends how is that posible even losers have like a family member or some buddy on thier
Jon:
what writing?
Jon:
hey laura
Jon:
this is fucked up
Laura:
and he's the kiazer sosay ending..........
Jon:
what?
Laura:
here's***
Laura:
your blog
Laura:
how ironic that this guy wants to go to the beach when all you seem to have talked about lately is ....THE BEACH ....as they would say in my ace attourney game ....TAKE THAT!!!!!
Laura:
and how much the two of you love it
Jon:
what?
Jon:
i can't stand the beach i peel i just wanted a picnic
Laura:
at the same time that u and your sis went to the beach
Jon:
what?
Laura:
jon ....your caought \
Laura:
caught
Jon:
ok laura blame me
Laura:
you dont have to admit to it beacsue it true
Jon:
for your stalkers
Laura:
what gave u away is when u contacted dj ...... they way that that message was written would only come from you
Jon:
how about you tell me what you told him, if this is so bad
Jon:
fine
Laura:
why dont u tell me .....
Jon:
foward that message to me
Jon:
foward something i want see how louie is like me
Laura:
did u ever think the reason i said things the way i said to you was because i kne wit was u
Laura:
i had a hunh all along and i should have gone with it
Jon:
what do you mean?
Laura:
but instead i had to find out ...from all people dj?
Jon:
the things you said
Laura:
who didn't know what the fuck was going on
Laura:
and was actually concerned about my saftey cuz the guy who wrote it sounded like a fucking weirdo ....which he is ....(and he has a gf so its not just to fuck me)
Jon:
what did you tell louie? something you would have only told me?
Laura:
dont play dumb jon
Laura:
i'm not stupid dont take me for idiot
Jon:
oh my god
Jon:
this makes me sense
Jon:
no*
Laura:
i'm tired OF YOUR FUCKING bullshit jon i'm scared of you ....i'm terrified ......i know i'm write it all makes sense and i should have listen to my gut feeling ....dont call me dont come to my house if u do i'll call the cops ....i'll get a restraining order put on you...leave me the fuck alone jon ....i'm dead serious and dont even try to play dumb......just leave me alone
Jon:
what the hell?
Jon:
gut feeling?
Laura:
just leave me alone

Gimme her addy. It's time for a webcam mushroom clap.

[The Joker]

Gimme her addy. It's time for a webcam mushroom clap.

what are you talking about?

[Evans]

Sounds like something out of Puppetry of the Penis.

[polobunny]

Sounds like something out of Puppetry of the Penis.

You wish. *wink*

[Evans]

No, I suspect.

[polobunny]

No, I suspect.

You suspect you wish?

[Evans]

No, I suspect you're the kind of guy to make flesh puppets out of his penis to random MSN chicks. It's like, say, getting random flashes, not that you'd know about that.

[polobunny]

No, I suspect you're the kind of guy to make flesh puppets out of his penis to random MSN chicks. It's like, say, getting random flashes, not that you'd know about that.

Ok. So if I get the whole story...:
You're getting flashes of me making puppets with my penis on webcam for random chicks.

Gay alky much?

[Cyberxion]

That taco sure hit the spot.

[polobunny]

That taco sure hit the spot.

With a taco you never miss your shot. At least that's what they say.

[Cyberxion]

With a taco you never miss your shot. At least that's what they say.

You do if you put it in her bellybutton.

[Paul Miller]

<-- That's sweet.

[Evans]

Ok. So if I get the whole story...:
You're getting flashes of me making puppets with my penis on webcam for random chicks.

Gay alky much?

No no no, I get hot flashes thinking about it.

Alky?

[Strongbad]

I want to marry someone that shares the same last name as me. That would be rad. I would prefer them to be of no relation, but I can settle for second cousins.

[Cyberxion]

<-- That's sweet.

I licked it to find out. It was exceedingly non-sweet. In fact, it tasted like glass cleaner and vomit.