but if i pwn her on local tv, i'll be so white trash.Originally Posted by Evans
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but if i pwn her on local tv, i'll be so white trash.
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I think you've got that covered quite well already.
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Tidy up the kitchen!
Snobb Slakt is a very good band!
Official Chronicler of EP
I was thinking it and you were typing it. :O!
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Not all jokes are funny.
It is 54 days, 19 hours, 39 minutes and 23 seconds until Monday, June 11, 2007 at 1:00:00 PM (Los Angeles time)
Current time is
2007-04-17 17:20:37 PDT(local time in Los Angeles)
wow
55 days until diane.
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I know. *bats eyelashes*
Not all jokes are funny.
no way, i have standards. webcam pwn is in the works.
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55 days until your massive failure just becomes average failure eh?
Yeah, sounds good.
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Huh?
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If you mosaic it I'll call small.
Official Chronicler of EP
Oi, Vlame. LK is terribly interested in laying eyes on your cheating girlfriend/blob, but is too shy to ask properly. Feel like helping him out with that?
Hey, Green Day.. how nostalgic in a weird way.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS THAT STUPID UGLY WHORES MYSPACE
ohmygod im smart
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Are you wasting time on an ex?
I'm not really up to date with these matters.
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This is the tale of vlame and the epic failure. Also known as the whale and the fail.
Okay, so Vlame ends up myspacing with this chick named "diane". He gets laid. She moves off somewhere so he can't get any. He becomes emo. He then hits myspace for more desperate whores. Enter laura. He doesn't like her fat ugly cheating ass, however he stays with her because he thinks with his dick. And she's the only one who'll let him stick it in her. He's supposedly cheated on her a couple times or at least attempted to do so. He's been planning to ditch her ever since he found out that diane would be coming back. But he needs to keep her around until then, even if she is a fat ugly slut. He's planning to ditch her currently by MSN+webcaming laura and having diane appear somewhere in the shot, it always involves her doing something with her mouth. Diane is, of course, not much of an improvement. At least physically.
Other facts: -DCK tasted another mans goo when he bit laura's bra. I'll spare you a more graphic description.
And I think that just about sums it up.
Not all jokes are funny.
diane is returning to CA in 55 days.
yes, i'm wasting time, just to own her ass when diane comes back.
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