View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Yes. Or maybe I'm delusional. You're the psych student, you tell me.

    It was? I'm apparently unfamiliar with my nazi films. Maybe I should start with 12 Nazis. Or perhaps Happy Nazi. Or that awesome movie "10 things I hate about jews".
    According to DSM-IV-TR you're schizo.

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    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    That just fortified his hardxcore image even more. Now he can scare the shit out of little kids as a ghost... if that's not hardcore; what is?
    Indeed. A ghost is pretty hardxcore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    ...

    That makes 0 sense.



    Is polo asian?
    Half. He may beat the scores, but to where it's possible to be beaten by other people. Asians just smash the record by millions of points to the point where you can't even beat it with cheats.

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    In response to all of my crude remarks about the V-Tech incident.


    I'm a monster, I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    That just fortified his hardxcore image even more. Now he can scare the shit out of little kids as a ghost... if that's not hardcore; what is?
    But he "gatted himself".

    He should've ran out of there with guns blazing taking down as many cops as he can.

    Or burned the place to the ground with him and all the other students still trapped inside.

    Also, if he disfigured his corpse so badly they couldn't be sure it's him, it's possible he's still around. That scares kids a lot more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Yeah, school sucks hard.

    It always feels great to get the big stuff out of the way, and it makes it even better when you do well on it.
    Indeed. And I get to use that thingie for another subject aswell, which is fucking awesome. ^_______________________^

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
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    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    ALos, gat p[ecifics and what was she bitching about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Indeed. A ghost is pretty hardxcore.


    Half. He may beat the scores, but to where it's possible to be beaten by other people. Asians just smash the record by millions of points to the point where you can't even beat it with cheats.


    Yeah, the guys that shot up Columbine were using Gameshark. This Asian kid did it without cheats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    But he "gatted himself".

    He should've ran out of there with guns blazing taking down as many cops as he can.

    Or burned the place to the ground with him and all the other students still trapped inside.

    Also, if he disfigured his corpse so badly they couldn't be sure it's him, it's possible he's still around. That scares kids a lot more.
    He gatted himself just to prove how intensely hardcore he was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    ALos, gat p[ecifics and what was she bitching about?
    wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    ALos, gat p[ecifics and what was she bitching about?
    news didn't give gat specs, just that they were 'semi-automatic hand guns' (that's a quote)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    wtf?
    http://www.woai.com/news/local/story...1-eb62d55ddea8

    Glad to hear you're safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    According to DSM-IV-TR you're schizo.

    Random movie tip: Watch Freeway II and Visitor Q. You'll love 'em.
    Well you're partly right.

    I will not. I've heard the kind of things you recommend. Freak.

    Quote Originally Posted by M. Kenney
    In response to all of my crude remarks about the V-Tech incident.


    I'm a monster, I know.
    Who's going to judge you? Me? The dude who spammed the hangout with smartass Steve Irwin jokes the night of his death? Banned, the Racist? Corey the corpse raper? Vlame the monster fucker?

    You're probably the smallest monster here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Well you're partly right.

    I will not. I've heard the kind of things you recommend. Freak.



    Who's going to judge you? Me? The dude who spammed the hangout with smartass Steve Irwin jokes the night of his death? Banned, the Racist? Corey the corpse raper? Vlame the monster fucker?

    You're probably the smallest monster here.
    Yeah, you're probably the unweiredest one here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Yeah, the guys that shot up Columbine were using Gameshark. This Asian kid did it without cheats.
    Infinite ammo doesn't count.

    Also, they should've used bullet time. Fucking noobs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    He gatted himself just to prove how intensely hardcore he was.
    Yeah. Hardcore.

    Hardcore Emo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Vlame the monster fucker?

    You're probably the smallest monster here.

    Indeed, compared to the heinous crimes that Vlame has committed with Whale woman-- I'm a saint.

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