View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Did you guys have "after-prom"?
    Sure did. ^.^ I was still wearing the tie on my head when I woke up the day after. Weee.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Hmm, cool.



    I got a third date right after I arrived, but she was just trying to get some guy to stop drooling on her, so I'm not counting that one. =/

    "Hi, weirdo, this is Martin, my boyfriend". She could've told me before though, it came as a big shock to me. I mean, my memory isn't that bad.

    Prom night was.. weird. Lotsa silly games, had to kiss guys to get some, and shit like that. Uh, it's okay though, I had straight intentions all along.
    I left mine early to party at some other dudes' house. Funny thing is by about the second hour pretty much everyone left the school to hang out there

    Then we took it to a nearby cabin. Beer was consumed, fires were lit, sexings were had. Fucking win all around.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post


    One more to prove that I made that tux look sweet.

    At least the girls said that I looked awesome in it.
    She just told you that so you wouldn't take it off.

    Alright, I'll admit that photo makes it look better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Sure did. ^.^ I was still wearing the tie on my head when I woke up the day after. Weee.
    I wore my date's and two other girl's garters on my neck. Anyways, they had DDR, Guitar Hero 2, and some crappy Nascar game set up for everyone to play at ours. It was actually pretty cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I left mine early to party at some other dudes' house. Funny thing is by about the second hour pretty much everyone left the school to hang out there

    Then we took it to a nearby cabin. Beer was consumed, fires were lit, sexings were had. Fucking win all around.



    She just told you that so you wouldn't take it off.

    Alright, I'll admit that photo makes it look better.

    Nah, I'm saying all of the girls, not just my date.

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    I didn't go to my prom, this shit sucks.
    My sister isn't going either, she says this shit sucks.

    This family is totally extreme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    I didn't go to my prom, this shit sucks.
    My sister isn't going either, she says this shit sucks.

    This family is totally extreme.

    I didn't think it was going to be that fun either, but it was honestly one of the best nights of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Sure did. ^.^ I was still wearing the tie on my head when I woke up the day after. Weee.
    I was wearing only pants the next morning.

    I awakened on one of those wooden park tables with a bunch of discarded beers and half eaten burgers lying around the ground.

    It was great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Nah, I'm saying all of the girls, not just my date.
    You must not photograph well then.

    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    I didn't go to my prom, this shit sucks.
    My sister isn't going either, she says this shit sucks.

    This family is totally extreme.
    And identical.

    Did she really say "this shit sucks"? If so, can I get her number?

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    Haha, good stuff.

    Yeah, what MK said, exactly. I had zero expectations and it was awesome.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Haha, good stuff.
    Says you.

    Walking on broken glass, metal, and lumps of food without shoes sucks.

    Especially when you're still a little "off".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You must not photograph well then.



    And identical.

    Did she really say "this shit sucks"? If so, can I get her number?
    I'd agree.

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    well, now i work at sears, a clothing/department store.

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    Installing WoW, been installing for about 2 hours now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Says you.

    Walking on broken glass, metal, and lumps of food without shoes sucks.

    Especially when you're still a little "off".
    Sounds fun.

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    yeah, so, Silverfall + laptop mouse = tough to pull off. I keep dying right outside of town lol, my dude is literally running around in a thong.

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