View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    CHEATING OR NOT, WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH HER?

    She sounds like the most repulsive being ever. Seriously.
    He lacks the ability to pick up good looking females. Something you and me will never have to worry about.

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    I use Penis64 and VisualPenis Advance.

    /shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    I gotta say that honestly, this guy rules for just making it clear that even nerds can have a bit of abs. XD
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0xGbE9BrY
    He's be a badass if he wasn't such a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    I gotta say that honestly, this guy rules for just making it clear that even nerds can have a bit of abs. XD
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0xGbE9BrY
    ..... I have better abs than that and I don't "get out and train"


    /gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    He's be a badass if he wasn't such a bitch.
    He's not a bitch lol, watch the other movies. He actually make alot of sense.

    /shower fo real dawg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    He lacks the ability to pick up good looking females. Something you and me will never have to worry about.


    I've never fucked a model though.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Head View Post
    ..... I have better abs than that and I don't "get out and train"


    /gone
    I don't have abs. I have a girl stomach. It's just flat with exsess skin from when I used to be fat. Now by excess I don't mean vagina neck. I mean you can grab and pull it off me like rubber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    I gotta say that honestly, this guy rules for just making it clear that even nerds can have a bit of abs. XD
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0xGbE9BrY
    LOL UR A FAG YOU DON'T EVEN TRAIN.

    Also, I have abs. Check out this six pack *holds up case of beer*

    Quote Originally Posted by vlame
    she just old me on MSN. "Don't feel horrible about what you said, it's okay." The cheating bitch, it's ok to feel ok cos I'm right and my accusation was true.
    Punch her to show her you love her.

    Or want to rape her.

    Or whatever it is you're doing with that thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post


    I've never fucked a model though.
    In due time my friend. In due time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post


    I've never fucked a model though.
    ^__^

    I havent. Oh wait yeah i have. I could of had 2 model GF's, i just never see Rach D no more
    Fuck she was cute.

    Come here and we will sit out the front of the milkbar acting all cool and shit chatting up 16 year old girls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I don't have abs. I have a girl stomach. It's just flat with exsess skin from when I used to be fat. Now by excess I don't mean vagina neck. I mean you can grab and pull it off me like rubber.
    I don't do anything yet still have em, lucky I guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Head View Post
    I don't do anything yet still have em, lucky I guess
    I know a couple people like that. I did have like a 4 pack when I skated but my board broke and I can't afford another one so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Head View Post
    I don't do anything yet still have em, lucky I guess
    Maybe it's all the sex with men.

    All I'm saying is that gays tend to have good abs.

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    oh and if only it was excess like "vagina neck" as you call it. I could try something with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Maybe it's all the sex with men.

    All I'm saying is that gays tend to have good abs.
    Maybe thanks for making the trip all the time ray, one day I'll let you be the man

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