View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Also, "just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there" is probably the most common response from my experience.
    When you're fucking your girlfriend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I wasn't trying to be funny.

    Also, one could argue that when taken out of time, you're no longer living in realtime (that might even be logical, who knows), so once you die you might get to meet your grandkids in heaven, right away.

    Not Ray though, he won't get in.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Everything is made by god.

    God made everything.

    Something had to make god.

    But everything is made by god.

    And god made everything.

    But someone had to make god.

    But everything is made by god.

    And god made everything.

    But someone had to make god.

    ... repeat an infinite number of times.

    Yes, it most certainly is.
    That doesn't fuck my mind. I like to stick with the answer that something has just existed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Hence why different religions have different views.

    Maybe you could have an opposing force that comes with the vehicle to help stop. And it, of course, would be badass and shit and not kill you when going lightspeed.
    Yes, but that lead to "my god is better than your god" ideas. And since the general view is that there is only one (or one set) of god(s), then someone has to be right.

    Rear thrusters? That'd work but the vehicle would probably have to be pretty blocky looking.Basically picture a space shuttle with those giant engines on the front and on the back. Also, near light speed would probably be a better idea. Hitting LS would cause a bunch of technical crap, whereas near lightspeed travel will just make shit zoom by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Yes, but that lead to "my god is better than your god" ideas. And since the general view is that there is only one (or one set) of god(s), then someone has to be right.

    Rear thrusters? That'd work but the vehicle would probably have to be pretty blocky looking.Basically picture a space shuttle with those giant engines on the front and on the back. Also, near light speed would probably be a better idea. Hitting LS would cause a bunch of technical crap, whereas near lightspeed travel will just make shit zoom by.
    Who gives a fuck what it looks like when you can only see a blur and can se it only while slowed fdown to get out.

    Ugly cars with blink of an eye transport>pretty cars with long transport

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    When you're fucking your girlfriend?
    Pfft, my girlfriend exists *points to left hand*

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    Not Ray though, he won't get in.
    Of course I won't. Too many F's on my universal report card.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    That doesn't fuck my mind. I like to stick with the answer that something has just existed.
    You're not looking at it from the point of view required to see things that way then . If you're one of the "god made everything" people, it would fuck with your mind.

    But you're not. So you get an A.

    Also, if everything has just existed, then does that mean that we're all as old as sprung?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Who gives a fuck what it looks like when you can only see a blur and can se it only while slowed fdown to get out.

    Ugly cars with blink of an eye transport>pretty cars with long transport
    THe laws of aerodynamics are crying. But since it's space, fuck the laws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Pfft, my girlfriend exists *points to left hand*



    Of course I won't. Too many F's on my universal report card.



    You're not looking at it from the point of view required to see things that way then . If you're one of the "god made everything" people, it would fuck with your mind.

    But you're not. So you get an A.

    Also, if everything has just existed, then does that mean that we're all as old as sprung?
    No. Sprug was made before everything just existed. He still beats us out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Also, if everything has just existed, then does that mean that we're all as old as sprung?
    I never said everything existed. Just one thing that somehow caused everything else. Well, maybe a few things, but certainly not everything. I don't know, ask Sprung, he was around in those days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    THe laws of aerodynamics are crying. But since it's space, fuck the laws.
    I'm just bullshitting. I expect much talk like this on friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I'm just bullshitting. I expect much talk like this on friday.
    Wait, it's Friday?
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Wait, it's Friday?
    No, friday is 4/20. The stoner day. Get fucked up and sit around doing nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I'm just bullshitting. I expect much talk like this on friday.
    *looks at calendar*

    But....it's monday

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I never said everything existed. Just one thing that somehow caused everything else. Well, maybe a few things, but certainly not everything. I don't know, ask Sprung, he was around in those days.
    Domino effect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    No, friday is 4/20. The stoner day. Get fucked up and sit around doing nothing.
    4/20 is lame.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Domino effect?
    I suppose.
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    Geez, I slept at about 4:30 p.m. and I just woke up. Kratos can find some energy banging chicks, I do the sleep.


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    I'm aware of the amount of lose in there...but isn't he suppossed to lose energy instead of getting it?

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