The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Raype]

horny

That means you want to have sex in a vat of tomatoe juice with two men both named steve.

Mmmhmmm... I see. And how's your relationship with your mother?

Great.

Except when I can't stop thinking about fucking her.

But that's alright, everything's about sex, right mr. psych?

[Corey]

It's an obvious shop. I know because I've seen a few in my day and the pixels.

[Corey]

That means you want to have sex in a vat of tomatoe juice with two men both named steve.

The only Steve's I know of are the dudes who used to be on blues clues. And they killed themselves.

[Raype]

The only Steve's I know of are the dudes who used to be on blues clues. And they killed themselves.

They should.

Actually most steves are fat lazy jackasses.

But still somehow remain cool.

[Elmdor Rizer]

And how does that make you FEEL?

Fucking pissed off. It's 03:50 and it still hasn't done itself. I better start now..

The pixels what?

[Raype]

Fucking pissed off. It's 03:50 and it still hasn't done itself. I better start now..

Simply tell the teacher you couldn't do the assignment because you were busy masturbating.

They'll buy it.

[Corey]

They should.

Actually most steves are fat lazy jackasses.

But still somehow remain cool.

Well, it is a pretty cool name. Corey though, that's a badass name. Goddamn dude. I have to stay in scince for like 3 hours and I'm alone in there with a bunch of nerds.I think I'd kill myself if I didn't have metal Mobile Impact on my phone. I still haven;t beatebn it though. I can't beat the last boss. (You don't get continues)

[Corey]

Simply tell the teacher you couldn't do the assignment because you were busy masturbating.

They'll buy it.

Or got herpes of the vagina. It saved me a few times.

[Raype]

Or got herpes of the vagina. It saved me a few times.

Or was busy nailing the professor's girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/mother/father

He'll freak out and leave. Now you have a 1 day extension!

[Corey]

Or was busy nailing the professor's girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/mother/father/grandparents

He'll freak out and leave. Now you have a 1 day extension!

Fix'd*

[Raype]

Fix'd*

That only works if you can be sure his/her grandparents are still alive.

Oh right. That doesn't apply to you

[Jase]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SEKRIT

Want in?

Um only if i can give.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Simply tell the teacher you couldn't do the assignment because you were busy masturbating.

They'll buy it.

Eh, I'll try to do it atleast. I've got two hours of gym tomorrow, so I should be able to sleep a little during that. Oh, and one and a half hour of religion..

[Corey]

That only works if you can be sure his/her grandparents are still alive.

Oh right. That doesn't apply to you

It may even help out the situation. Had they been dead, said professor would be worried I really had defiled said grandparents. Which, I most certanly did.

[Raype]

Eh, I'll try to do it atleast. I've got two hours of gym tomorrow, so I should be able to sleep a little during that. Oh, and one and a half hour of religion..

Religion eh? The answer is always "John". Unless it's eastern religion, then it's always Mohammed or Brahma.

It may even help out the situation. Had they been dead, said professor would be worried I really had defiled said grandparents. Which, I most certanly did.

How do you deal with maggots on your dick after you pull out?