View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    would you argue with your bf naked after sex or go get dressed? i'd get dressed.
    But you threw her clothes off the balcony and dumped her.

    Or at least threw the clothes.

    After she breaks your face, you're never going to get laid again.

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    'K, sitting on 448 MB of RAM. Besides downloading, where can I get hold of some RAM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Something died inside us all that day.

    Much like when they decided to give the name "goldeneye" to a shitty fps about a guy with a golden eye.

    Why must you ruin my childhood memories? WHY????

    I mean the hentai sites are bad enough, but now the consoles are raping classic games and characters?
    I never played that Goldeneye: Rogue Agent one...I think I'll avoid it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    'K, sitting on 448 MB of RAM. Besides downloading, where can I get hold of some RAM?
    448? No wonder.

    Uh, they sell it pretty much at any software/computer/tech store. Hit the local joint where you bought your pc or some random cables or something. Chances are they've got that stuff stashed somewhere.

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    I just downloaded more RAM the other day. 4 gigs, baby.

    Of course, RAM is someone's initials, not an acronym for something else.
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I never played that Goldeneye: Rogue Agent one...I think I'll avoid it.
    Like the plague.

    SRSLY.

    Only good thing was springing traps.

    And even that couldn't save that "thing" from stealing the money of people who beleived "OMG A SEQUIL TO TEH GOLDANEYS!". Those poor braindead fools...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Miller View Post
    I just downloaded more RAM the other day. 4 gigs, baby.

    Of course, RAM is someone's initials, not an acronym for something else.
    Would you ram RAM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Would you ram RAM?
    Would I ever!
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    'K, sitting on 448 MB of RAM. Besides downloading, where can I get hold of some RAM?

    In a field? By the horns?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackhammer View Post
    In a field? By the horns?
    I love tekken.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    But you threw her clothes off the balcony and dumped her.

    Or at least threw the clothes.

    After she breaks your face, you're never going to get laid again.
    i'll dump her while sghe's getting dressed outside. true sex from her is never again, but there's still pussy out there. and remember i'm gonna do this to lara, diane is a diff person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    i'll dump her while sghe's getting dressed outside. true sex from her is never again, but there's still pussy out there. and remember i'm gonna do this to lara, diane is a diff person.
    You're missing the point, by throwing the clothes you're going to piss her off.

    There's a hole in your plan dude. A big one. Almost as big as fatty's food hole.

    I don't care if she's a different person, thing is she'll wreck your face when you toss the clothes. Or give you a swift kick to the junk. "swift" being relative seeing as she's fat.

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    Ziltoid the Omniscient sounds pretty cool thus far.

    "Make it Perfect"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fapbunny View Post
    Ziltoid the Omniscient sounds pretty cool thus far.

    "Make it Perfect"!
    *waits for theo to change his name again*

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    Are you an idiot, vB?

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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