View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    The current time is: 0837 on sunday, april 15, 2007.

    Yeah, so I've got about an hour or two before anyone else wakes up.

    Time to hit the showers, then the games

    /gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    No argument here.

    But it could be worse, they could've copied the GC's shoulder buttons.

    What a load...
    Some of my cube controllers are actually making that cheap ass springy sound now. I do like them more than the N64 controllers though. Some consider that blasphemous though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Were you also the stunt double for wolverine in the first X men movie?
    only in the first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    The current time is: 0837 on sunday, april 15, 2007.

    Yeah, so I've got about an hour or two before anyone else wakes up.

    Time to hit the showers, then the games

    /gone.
    Your time zone sucks.


    I have always wondered when it is that you sleep.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    You know you're a pussy when you walk into the kitchen to drink a glass of water, and a fucking spider drops down on you from above. You then proceed to drop said glass of water, and scream like a little girl.























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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    You know you're a pussy when you walk into the kitchen to drink a glass of water, and a fucking spider drops down on you from above. You then proceed to drop said glass of water, and scream like a little girl.



    Yesterday I got in the shower. I looked down; hey look a spider next to the soap. What did I do? I picked up the soap, I took a long 20 minute relaxing shower, and I exited the shower. I am one with the arachnid community. I have always kind of liked spiders. I don't kill them when I see them in the house, unless they are putting webs in annoying places.


    Bed times yall!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Yesterday I got in the shower. I looked down; hey look a spider next to the soap. What did I do? I picked up the soap, I took a long 20 minute relaxing shower, and I exited the shower. I am one with the arachnid community. I have always kind of liked spiders. I don't kill them when I see them in the house, unless they are putting webs in annoying places.


    Bed times yall!
    Oh. Well then, I apologize for what I did to your friend.

    Later.

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    Fuck. It's cold. And the heat's out. The fucking gas company forgot to come refill our propane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post
    Fuck. It's cold. And the heat's out. The fucking gas company forgot to come refill our propane.
    Welcome to my bedroom.

























    Well, not really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie Monster View Post
    only in the first?
    It was the only one where I recall him getting thrown out of a car.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad
    Some of my cube controllers are actually making that cheap ass springy sound now. I do like them more than the N64 controllers though. Some consider that blasphemous though.
    Exactly.

    Playing a game gets annoying when you here "doing....doink.....doing" all the time. Unless of course the game revolves around a spring. Oh man, someone needs to make a slinky game. Right now. That would be the coolest thing ever.

    Also, the N64 controllers were better. And you know it.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad
    Your time zone sucks.


    I have always wondered when it is that you sleep.
    Half hour time zones are awesome. It freaks people out when they hear about it. Seems most people think time zones are always full hours. When they realize that's not true, they get confused and scared. And then I rape them.

    I never sleep. I just kind of lie on a couch with my eyes open for about a half hour, then I normally toss something in the PS2 and was the remaining time until people start waking up. Posting on the internet helps kill the boredom.

    Quote Originally Posted by mikey
    You know you're a pussy when you walk into the kitchen to drink a glass of water, and a fucking spider drops down on you from above. You then proceed to drop said glass of water, and scream like a little girl.
    I'd never be able to live if I were like that.

    All girl family growing up, let's just say I've killed more bugs than I can even imagine.

    Also, most of the places I've lived were major roach motels. Well they weren't quite "roaches", but I woke up often covered in random bugs, insects, and arachnids. Also, snails and slugs are a real bitch to get off. I've never been more thankful for the invention of salt. Or a house that has a properly sealed basement.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad
    Yesterday I got in the shower. I looked down; hey look a spider next to the soap. What did I do? I picked up the soap, I took a long 20 minute relaxing shower, and I exited the shower. I am one with the arachnid community. I have always kind of liked spiders. I don't kill them when I see them in the house, unless they are putting webs in annoying places.
    I kill them to prove I'm superior.

    It's the food chain.

    And evolution.

    Also, if creationism is right, god can just make more.

    Also, gone for real now. Had to check something. Mostly porn related stuff.

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    I hate spiders, they are so ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    I hate spiders, they are so ugly.
    You ever stop to think that spiders might feel the same way about you?

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    They have 8 eyes. What's the need for so many eyes? 8 legs, why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astaroth View Post
    They have 8 eyes. What's the need for so many eyes? 8 legs, why?
    See? It's even worse then. You only have to see one spider. Spiders have to see EIGHT of you!

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    "Ray being gay" is winning the poll, whatever it is. I forgot.

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