View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    OH GOD KILL IT!

    Dragqueen to the max.
    i wasn't referencing her face,....

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    anyways guys imma go to sleep, later doods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    my ex co-worker nancy



    diane is a bit thinner and has about half a handful more of chi chis.
    What Ray said. That's a man, yo.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Early computers were basically calculators.

    Remember how cool it was when you found out how to put swear words on screen (80085, etc). Picture how great it'd have been back then. And considering they got paid to do that crap, that just adds to the awesome.

    And the codebreaking computers were probably just ways to send encrypted porn.

    Although why anyone would want such low res porn is beyond me, but when wars roll around people will do anything I suppose
    I know, some teacher told us that the early computers took ages to make simple mathematic calculations.

    Yeah, it was the shit once I noticed it when I dropped my calculator and it landed upside down.

    Think that they thought: "One day Orson...or kids will do incredible stuff with those supermachines, they won't be gigantic sized...they will be compact, to fit in a table, this will improve human life and mark history..."

    And now I'm stealing music and wanking to pron, those guys were heroes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    What Ray said. That's a man, yo.
    I'd request we burn it, but I don't want to pollute the air with crossdresser DNA.

    Also, is that an eyebrow or did some kind of bug just land on her face. Looks like someone after they lose an eyebrow after a bizarre camping accident and have to draw the damn thing on. Or maybe she's just a man in drag. Either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
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    Mythical United States Presidents

    1st Eris Discordia → George Washington Carver → Billie Jean → Ruby Tuesday → Escape Key → Spark Notes → Jayson Blair → Garfield → Elvis Presley → 10th Thomas Jefferson → Michael Jordan → Ronald McDonald → Doris Day → Ayn Rand → Kermit the Frog → Teddy Ruxpin → Aretha Franklin → King Kong → Barbie → 20th Escape Key (2) → Fillard Millmore → Grover Cleveland → Harper Lee → Grover Cleveland (2) → Beetle Bailey → Grover Cleveland (3) → Abraham Lincoln → Chevy Trailblazer → Elton John → 30th The Unknown Bassist → Satan → Nicole Ritchie → Billy Ocean → Calvin Coolidge → Tom Cruise → Charles Nelson Reilly → Bill Clinton → George W. Bush → 40th Dick Cheney → Saddam Hussein → Ashlee Simpson → Emmanuel Lewis → Calvin Klein → John Kerry → Lyndon Baines Johnson → Jerry Seinfeld → Oprah Harpo 5932 → Bill Clinton 2 → 50th Zsa Zsa Gabor → Madonna → Me → Your mom → Jesus H. Christ → Teeth → 56th Bob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I know, some teacher told us that the early computers took ages to make simple mathematic calculations.

    Yeah, it was the shit once I noticed it when I dropped my calculator and it landed upside down.

    Think that they thought: "One day Orson...or kids will do incredible stuff with those supermachines, they won't be gigantic sized...they will be compact, to fit in a table, this will improve human life and mark history..."

    And now I'm stealing music and wanking to pron, those guys were heroes!
    Fortunately not as long as long division took most people. That's apparently how they worked, those big calculations that took people weeks were worth the effort, 1+1=? is the kind of thing that didn't.

    Graphing calculators ruled. Draw mode->draw boobs. Awesomeness.

    My grandfather's brother was involved with the project. He got kicked off when he claimed "nobody wants to do math, just make the thing show pictures of naked women". THey laughed at him, but who's laughing now

    They sure are. Although some of the credit goes to Al Gore. Without the internet computers are just oversized overpriced gaming machines.

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    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...7660&albumId=0
    can you guys see it? im rly gone now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I'd request we burn it, but I don't want to pollute the air with crossdresser DNA.

    Also, is that an eyebrow or did some kind of bug just land on her face. Looks like someone after they lose an eyebrow after a bizarre camping accident and have to draw the damn thing on. Or maybe she's just a man in drag. Either way.
    I feel that it also needs to be pointed out that the picture is misleading. I mean, when you lay down like that it hides a lot of beer belly. In her case, it still can't hide all of it. She is a cow.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    ray?


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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    Mythical United States Presidents

    1st Eris Discordia → George Washington Carver → Billie Jean → Ruby Tuesday → Escape Key → Spark Notes → Jayson Blair → Garfield → Elvis Presley → 10th Thomas Jefferson → Michael Jordan → Ronald McDonald → Doris Day → Ayn Rand → Kermit the Frog → Teddy Ruxpin → Aretha Franklin → King Kong → Barbie → 20th Escape Key (2) → Fillard Millmore → Grover Cleveland → Harper Lee → Grover Cleveland (2) → Beetle Bailey → Grover Cleveland (3) → Abraham Lincoln → Chevy Trailblazer → Elton John → 30th The Unknown Bassist → Satan → Nicole Ritchie → Billy Ocean → Calvin Coolidge → Tom Cruise → Charles Nelson Reilly → Bill Clinton → George W. Bush → 40th Dick Cheney → Saddam Hussein → Ashlee Simpson → Emmanuel Lewis → Calvin Klein → John Kerry → Lyndon Baines Johnson → Jerry Seinfeld → Oprah Harpo 5932 → Bill Clinton 2 → 50th Zsa Zsa Gabor → Madonna → Me → Your mom → Jesus H. Christ → Teeth → 56th Bob
    Everybody knows the only presidents that count are Lincoln and Kennedy.

    They were the same person! It's true!

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    SOMEONE FUCKING KILL THIS THING!!!! LIKE RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Fortunately not as long as long division took most people. That's apparently how they worked, those big calculations that took people weeks were worth the effort, 1+1=? is the kind of thing that didn't.

    Graphing calculators ruled. Draw mode->draw boobs. Awesomeness.

    My grandfather's brother was involved with the project. He got kicked off when he claimed "nobody wants to do math, just make the thing show pictures of naked women". THey laughed at him, but who's laughing now

    They sure are. Although some of the credit goes to Al Gore. Without the internet computers are just oversized overpriced gaming machines.
    I sticked to normal math...I had enough with it.

    He's a hero as well, a scientist saying "show pictures of naked woman" is automatic win.

    So you're saying that Al Gore brought us porn and he's saving the world from global warming?
    Guys, I think Jesus finally has come. :O!

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...7660&albumId=0
    can you guys see it? im rly gone now.
    No. I cannot see it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vlame
    ray?
    Judging from the amount of body hair, I'd say Evans.

    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad
    I feel that it also needs to be pointed out that the picture is misleading. I mean, when you lay down like that it hides a lot of beer belly. In her case, it still can't hide all of it. She is a cow.
    Furthermore, she suffers from ass chest.

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