I know, some teacher told us that the early computers took ages to make simple mathematic calculations.
Yeah, it was the shit once I noticed it when I dropped my calculator and it landed upside down.
Think that they thought: "One day Orson...or kids will do incredible stuff with those supermachines, they won't be gigantic sized...they will be compact, to fit in a table, this will improve human life and mark history..."
And now I'm stealing music and wanking to pron, those guys were heroes!
I'd request we burn it, but I don't want to pollute the air with crossdresser DNA.
Also, is that an eyebrow or did some kind of bug just land on her face. Looks like someone after they lose an eyebrow after a bizarre camping accident and have to draw the damn thing on. Or maybe she's just a man in drag. Either way.![]()
Mythical United States Presidents
1st Eris Discordia → George Washington Carver → Billie Jean → Ruby Tuesday → Escape Key → Spark Notes → Jayson Blair → Garfield → Elvis Presley → 10th Thomas Jefferson → Michael Jordan → Ronald McDonald → Doris Day → Ayn Rand → Kermit the Frog → Teddy Ruxpin → Aretha Franklin → King Kong → Barbie → 20th Escape Key (2) → Fillard Millmore → Grover Cleveland → Harper Lee → Grover Cleveland (2) → Beetle Bailey → Grover Cleveland (3) → Abraham Lincoln → Chevy Trailblazer → Elton John → 30th The Unknown Bassist → Satan → Nicole Ritchie → Billy Ocean → Calvin Coolidge → Tom Cruise → Charles Nelson Reilly → Bill Clinton → George W. Bush → 40th Dick Cheney → Saddam Hussein → Ashlee Simpson → Emmanuel Lewis → Calvin Klein → John Kerry → Lyndon Baines Johnson → Jerry Seinfeld → Oprah Harpo 5932 → Bill Clinton 2 → 50th Zsa Zsa Gabor → Madonna → Me → Your mom → Jesus H. Christ → Teeth → 56th Bob
Fortunately not as long as long division took most people. That's apparently how they worked, those big calculations that took people weeks were worth the effort, 1+1=? is the kind of thing that didn't.
Graphing calculators ruled. Draw mode->draw boobs. Awesomeness.
My grandfather's brother was involved with the project. He got kicked off when he claimed "nobody wants to do math, just make the thing show pictures of naked women". THey laughed at him, but who's laughing now
They sure are. Although some of the credit goes to Al Gore. Without the internet computers are just oversized overpriced gaming machines.