Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
“Elvis IS dead and I have proof: if Elvis were alive Michael Jackson would be DEAD!”
~ A member of the Memphis Mafia on Elvis
Maybe he is alive and the reason MJ is so hideously deformed is because of a failed elvis assassination attempt.

Sure some of his deformity predated that marriage thing, but IIRC he got severely freakish after they split.