View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post


    azns are so fly.

    ray, laura was blonde. diane had black hair and andrea was pink.
    I'm pretty sure you posted at least one with diane blonde.

    Also, Andrea was pink spots, it was mostly blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Wow. That bored me nearly to death. Don't do it again. *grabs Ray's belt and whacks him across his face with it*
    I'll do what I feel like doing.

    And right now, I feel like doing myself.

    *faps*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Are you smartmouthing me boy?

    Alright, that's it, homoerotic literature time!

    Ray whips off his pants. Using the belt to tie your arms to the back of a nearby chair. You scream as he slaps you repeatedly in the ass. Harder and harder. It stings. It burns. You feel the blood start to trickle. Tears, warm, flowing down your face.

    Still begging him to stop, you hear a shuffling behind you. You know what's coming. He thrusts deeply into you. Roughly, crudely. He chuckles as you beg. He hits you so hard your penis slams into the chair. You begin getting erect. HIs warm breath on the back of your neck. The evil laugh ringing in your ears. How can he still be laughing, you think. You wonder if it's perhaps an echo, or perhaps you're simply losing your mind in this situation. The blood from the earlier abuse has already pooled under your foot. Ray slips, slamming your face into the back of the chair. Your wrists snap violently. You try to scream, but there's too much blood in your mouth. It's now running down your chin.

    Ray then pulls out, delivering a burst of semen onto your back.

    It mixes with the blood as it runs down to the floor. The chair is now dyed red with the blood from your mouth.

    You hear a door close.

    You're thankful that you're still alive, and that it's finally over.

    For now.
    *yawn*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I'll do what I feel like doing.

    And right now, I feel like doing myself.

    *faps*
    Good.

    /walks off not being Ray's bitch

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    nope only pic of a blonde girl i ever posted was this.
    and that's laura.
    Last edited by Mikey; 15th-April-2007 at 01:05.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    *yawn*
    Yeah, I gotta get my uncle back on board with my gay ass posting.

    Unfortunately he's currently filming a movie. Whose ripoff name i feel too tired to type.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey

    /walks off not being Ray's bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    nope only pic of a blonde girl i ever posted was this. and that's laura.
    Why must you insist on constantly posting this pic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Why must you insist on constantly posting this pic?
    i was just telling ray, no other girl was blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    I actually want more. Olnly to see him fail even more miserably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    nope only pic of a blonde girl i ever posted was this. and that's laura.
    Again, Pinky had blonde hair mostly. It was just some pink.

    ANd I think you posted some where she had almost no pink at all.

    And please, never post willy again. Spare our eyes the horrors of fatgirl.


    @that comic:

    Who's green, and why is that funny and/or worthy of us reading it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    nope only pic of a blonde girl i ever posted was this.
    and that's laura.
    yes my gf is mikey in the 80's....

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    I gagged. Twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    nope only pic of a blonde girl i ever posted was this.
    and that's laura.
    DINGY! I still have that one...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Yeah, I gotta get my uncle back on board with my gay ass posting.

    Unfortunately he's currently filming a movie. Whose ripoff name i feel too tired to type.
    Yeah, 'cause he must not suck as bad as you do right now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Corey
    Why must you insist on constantly posting this pic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Again, Pinky had blonde hair mostly. It was just some pink.

    ANd I think you posted some where she had almost no pink at all.

    And please, never post willy again. Spare our eyes the horrors of fatgirl.


    @that comic:

    Who's green, and why is that funny and/or worthy of us reading it?
    willy? i dunno i just posted it cos i lol'd a bit.

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