View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Fuck, I can see the ball hit her face and make that distinct sound as it echoes in the gymnasium. Oh man. :X

    U NO IT
    Indoors Soft Ball? Madness! :O!

    I'm an awesome batter. ^.^

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Don't make me take off my belt...
    What, you asked for a pipe!

    Anyway, here's dinner. *tosses a few plates of food on Ray's head*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Don't make me take off my belt...
    It looks pretty stupid without pants on, mind you.


    Have fun, Sprung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    What, you asked for a pipe!

    Anyway, here's dinner. *tosses a few plates of food on Ray's head*
    I would teach you a lesson had you done that to me.
    You'd feel the wrath of my dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Indoors Soft Ball? Madness! :O!

    I'm an awesome baiter. ^.^
    Depends.

    I'm here, aren't I?

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    azns are so fly.

    ray, laura was blonde. diane had black hair and andrea was pink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    It looks pretty stupid without pants on, mind you.
    Indeed. *places Danny in my place to get hit with the belt*


    Later Sprung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I would teach you a lesson had you done that to me.
    You'd feel the wrath of my dick.
    So little to no wrath, then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    So little to no wrath, then.
    No. There's be muchos wrath to be had. But, I'd end up hitting my self. It' be like a belt. More damage to me than you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post


    azns are so fly.

    ray, laura was blonde. diane had black hair and andrea was pink.
    First pic you don't claim to be of a girl.
    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Indeed. *places Danny in my place to get hit with the belt*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    No. There's be muchos wrath to be had. But, I'd end up hitting my self. It' be like a belt. More damage to me than you.
    Was, that supposed to be funny?

    If so, then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Was, that supposed to be funny?

    If so, then...
    Not funny, no. Meant to be like I had a rather large penile unit. Came out distorted thoguh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    What, you asked for a pipe!

    Anyway, here's dinner. *tosses a few plates of food on Ray's head*
    Are you smartmouthing me boy?

    Alright, that's it, homoerotic literature time!

    Ray whips off his pants. Using the belt to tie your arms to the back of a nearby chair. You scream as he slaps you repeatedly in the ass. Harder and harder. It stings. It burns. You feel the blood start to trickle. Tears, warm, flowing down your face.

    Still begging him to stop, you hear a shuffling behind you. You know what's coming. He thrusts deeply into you. Roughly, crudely. He chuckles as you beg. He hits you so hard your penis slams into the chair. You begin getting erect. HIs warm breath on the back of your neck. The evil laugh ringing in your ears. How can he still be laughing, you think. You wonder if it's perhaps an echo, or perhaps you're simply losing your mind in this situation. The blood from the earlier abuse has already pooled under your foot. Ray slips, slamming your face into the back of the chair. Your wrists snap violently. You try to scream, but there's too much blood in your mouth. It's now running down your chin.

    Ray then pulls out, delivering a burst of semen onto your back.

    It mixes with the blood as it runs down to the floor. The chair is now dyed red with the blood from your mouth.

    You hear a door close.

    You're thankful that you're still alive, and that it's finally over.

    For now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post


    azns are so fly.

    ray, laura was blonde. diane had black hair and andrea was pink.
    wow. She's the best looking one you've shown so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Are you smartmouthing me boy?

    Alright, that's it, homoerotic literature time!

    WALL O TEXT

    You're thankful that you're still alive, and that it's finally over.

    For now.
    Wow. That bored me nearly to death. Don't do it again. *grabs Ray's belt and whacks him across his face with it*

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