View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Go back to General Gaming.

    A couple hours between posts slow enough for you?
    Rucharly locked herself inside, and won't open the door.

    No, but two minutes is.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    b& is your sis hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Not you. This has nothing to do with you.
    Always has. Always.

    You're french, you don't have to say you're desperate. Because you are.
    No, being French makes me sophisticated and annoying, you dipshit.


    Long story. It involves cake and buttsex.
    I'm in no hurry.


    You didn't ask? What are you, vlame?
    It's the new gay.

    If you don't, I'll kick a puppy.
    So?
    Fingerbang.
    Nope.


    And it doesn't wake him?
    I'm delicate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    I see why she has a stalker. Beat him with your laptop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    I see why she has a stalker. Beat him with your laptop.
    lol, I don't even know what he looks like, or where he lives, somewhere in the Vancouver, WA area though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    Rucharly locked herself inside, and won't open the door.

    No, but two minutes is.

    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    PS Sprung's head on that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor
    You guys post too much. I don't like it.
    C'mere, I'll make it alright.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray
    Yes. It's a pun that loses something in translation.
    Yes.

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    Banned's sister looks a lot like a girl I hit in the face with a softball. Cool.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    You realize that now I'm going to track sam down and rape her right?

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans
    Always has. Always.
    No it hasn't.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans
    No, being French makes me sophisticated and annoying, you dipshit.
    But FRENCH CANADIAN is what makes you a loser

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans
    I'm in no hurry.
    Get a job you hippy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans
    It's the new gay.
    No, vlame would ask. The fat ones. And fail miserably.

    Quote Originally Posted by evans
    So?
    It works on mikey. He's my bitch.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans
    Nope.
    Arthritis?

    Quote Originally Posted by evans
    I'm delicate.
    No your not, I have the ripped dickskin to prove it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post


    PS Sprung's head on that.

    C'mere, I'll make it alright.


    Yes.
    Aww, hun.. ^__^

    The kitchen is looking kinda filthy.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You realize that now I'm going to track sam down and rape her right?
    You wouldn't be the first guy who's done that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Found whut?
    http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...ndo#post911780

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    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    You wouldn't be the first guy who's done that.
    Sweet.

    So she'll know not to scream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Ummm. wow. I'd hit it. n the base of the skull with a brick. Then my dick. But seriously, she's hot. I might call that dude up and fuck with him. Saying I'm you of course. Which would result in a fight. What was your name again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Sweet.

    So she'll know not to scream.
    I'm not touching this one...

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