View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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    Fuck guys. Someone told a girl about guys darkest secret. That stupid TJ!


    SupMthrFckr: Well this is kinda embarrassing to just say
    SupMthrFckr: but...
    SupMthrFckr: when u hugged me ure breasts straight rubbed against my chest... and I always thought... u know... u got like a nice rack, its not like overly big but its perky.... and it felt nice to hug =x


    THANKS FOR SPOILING IT FOR EVERY OTHER GUY ON THE PLANET DICKHEAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    Benzin! \m/
    Ich brauche Zeit
    Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin
    Brauch keine Hilfe
    Kein Koffein
    Doch Dynamit und Terpentin
    Ich brauche Öl für Gasolin
    Explosiv wie Kerosin
    Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
    Einen Kraftstoff wie

    Benzin

    Brauch keinen Freund
    Kein Kokain
    Brauch weder Arzt noch Medizin
    Brauch keine Frau nur Vaselin
    Etwas Nitroglyzerin
    Ich brauche Geld für Gasolin
    Explosiv wie Kerosin
    Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
    Einen Kraftstoff wie

    Benzin

    Gib mir Benzin

    Es fließt durch meine Venen
    Es schläft in meinen Tränen
    Es läuft mir aus den Ohren
    Herz und Nieren sind Motoren

    Benzin

    Willst du dich von etwas trennen
    dann musst du es verbrennen
    Willst du es nie wieder sehen
    lass es schwimmen in Benzin
    Benzin
    Ich brauch Benzin
    Benzin
    Gib mir Benzin

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    Fuck guys. Someone told a girl about guys darkest secret. That stupid TJ!


    SupMthrFckr: Well this is kinda embarrassing to just say
    SupMthrFckr: but...
    SupMthrFckr: when u hugged me ure breasts straight rubbed against my chest... and I always thought... u know... u got like a nice rack, its not like overly big but its perky.... and it felt nice to hug =x


    THANKS FOR SPOILING IT FOR EVERY OTHER GUY ON THE PLANET DICKHEAD
    Yeah, it was so totally a secret

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Yeah, it was so totally a secret
    It's different than hugging man boobs Sprung

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    It's different than hugging man boobs Sprung
    You are so NOT getting a thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    You are so NOT getting a thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    It's different than hugging man boobs Sprung
    Oh really? Do tell us your story then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Oh really? Do tell us your story then.
    A modified "I know you are, but what am I?"?

    Mmm, I'll allow this.

    Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Oh really? Do tell us your story then.
    Seriously? K, then. So I was hugging my grandma once, and her boobs were all perky, and I was thinking to myself, y-ya now, this is just alright, yeah... Then I smiled and let go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Seriously? K, then. So I was hugging my grandma once, and her boobs were all perky, and I was thinking to myself, y-ya now, this is just alright, yeah... Then I smiled and let go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    Seriously? K, then. So I was hugging my grandma once, and her boobs were all perky, and I was thinking to myself, y-ya now, this is just alright, yeah... Then I smiled and let go.
    He was referencing to your claimed knowledge of the difference between hugging men and women. You have failed to meet the criteria for "lame assed comeback".

    You have failed.

    Next, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    He was referencing to your claimed knowledge of the difference between hugging men and women. You have failed to meet the criteria for "lame assed comeback".

    You have failed.

    Next, please.
    So I decided to tell a true story,


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Our first contestant has decided to resort to the usage of common humiliation-related forum smileys in order to close the deal... Let's see what his opponent has to offer.
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    Complete obliteration, ladies and gentlemen! What a bold move. Unless Sprung uses some decent reply, this one might change the tide.

    Let's listen in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    You are so NOT getting a thread.
    Retro's should be able to rep the same person more than once in a row...within reason.

    Off to make the thread...srsly.

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