The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[Strongbad]

so Sb what's wrong with the screen shot?

Relationship status.

[The Joker]

you made her up or do you really know her?

[Strongbad]

you made her up or do you really know her?

Her name is Erik.

[The Joker]

Her name is Erik.

snkupo ?

[Strongbad]

snkupo ?

No, but I certainly wish. I want snkupo's apples!

[Dr Mario]

No, but I certainly wish. I want snkupo's apples!

Steal them then.

[Jase]

Jase, I'm bragging about screwing (2) fattys, give me some slack, atleat I don't say they're Jolie or Halle Berry look alikes.

Give you some slack? Give me a break more like it.
You fuck a fat chick, and your goin around acting like king dick.
"Hey Mickey when did you lose your cherry?" and what not.
Popping your cherry on a fatty is as low as paying a hooker for a fuck, you dont brag about it and act liek your better then everyone.

Your not king dick, and FFS you dont love this girl, love is different to lust, love is when you look into her eyes and see the most amazing person you have ever met in your life and you know you want to spend the rest of your life with her, THATS love, not the thought about getting your dick in some hole.

Oh and FYI, anyone here is capable of getting laid by a stunning girl, you should NEVER use that excuse again, being good looking just makes it easier.
If you aint the most amazing looking person you need to play to your pro's
Old me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...02-05_2142.jpg
New me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Photo-0273.jpg

Old me:
Used to use charm and the "treat them like a princess" approach
New me:
Does the same as old me if its a girl i like, if its a girl i dont really have feelings for they normaly come to me, mainly because of my looks.

The trick to getting a girl is charm not looks. This is what i used to do with Kristyn:
Kristyn: I had a really shit day at work.
Me: TXT msges her a pink flower "hope this makes you feel a little better" (Knowing full well she loves flowers and her fav colour is pink)

There is NO excuse for the reason you cant get a dime.
Chick says "I dont really have the time right now" shes just saying "try harder stupid"

[Mikey]

love is different to lust, love is when you look into her eyes and see the most amazing person you have ever met in your life and you know you want to spend the rest of your life with her, THATS love

That brought a tear to my eye. Now smile for me!

No SRSLY, QFT.

[Jase]

That brought a tear to my eye. Now smile for me!

No SRSLY, QFT.

The following post never happened, also i never said that line. Remember, im a tough cunt.

[Littlekill]

penis . . . . . . . .. . . .. ..
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[Inferno.]

Wow Jase. That post was quite something. & All of your points are true.

[Pienne]

Give you some slack? Give me a break more like it.
You fuck a fat chick, and your goin around acting like king dick.
"Hey Mickey when did you lose your cherry?" and what not.
Popping your cherry on a fatty is as low as paying a hooker for a fuck, you dont brag about it and act liek your better then everyone.

Your not king dick, and FFS you dont love this girl, love is different to lust, love is when you look into her eyes and see the most amazing person you have ever met in your life and you know you want to spend the rest of your life with her, THATS love, not the thought about getting your dick in some hole.

Oh and FYI, anyone here is capable of getting laid by a stunning girl, you should NEVER use that excuse again, being good looking just makes it easier.
If you aint the most amazing looking person you need to play to your pro's
Old me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...02-05_2142.jpg
New me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Photo-0273.jpg

Old me:
Used to use charm and the "treat them like a princess" approach
New me:
Does the same as old me if its a girl i like, if its a girl i dont really have feelings for they normaly come to me, mainly because of my looks.

The trick to getting a girl is charm not looks. This is what i used to do with Kristyn:
Kristyn: I had a really shit day at work.
Me: TXT msges her a pink flower "hope this makes you feel a little better" (Knowing full well she loves flowers and her fav colour is pink)

There is NO excuse for the reason you cant get a dime.
Chick says "I dont really have the time right now" shes just saying "try harder stupid"

Awww, that's the first thing I saw by you when I dropped by here again.
SO YEAH HI HOW IS IT HANGING, HOMESLICE

[Jase]

Awww, that's the first thing I saw by you when I dropped by here again.
SO YEAH HI HOW IS IT HANGING, HOMESLICE

Hi2u PIENNE!!!!!
Im fucking drunk ^____________________^ someone got my a bottle of um vodka YAY!!!!
How r u doin?

[Jase]

Wow Jase. That post was quite something. & All of your points are true.

Fuck yeah!

[Mikey]

The following post never happened, also i never said that line. Remember, im a tough cunt.

Don't worry. I won't tell a soul.