The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[Evans]

Shit. Request PM's.

And I'll let you know when it's safe to move out of your parent's house. Deadbeat.

Apparently I can't. Fucked up eggs and all that. Sterile as hell.

3 pics of "me"? Were there that many? Also, fers pictures were better. Quality wise and appearance wise. I'd fuck him.

Denied.

I'll be sure to care about that one, too.

Useless woman.

No, three times the same, different resolutions.
He looks like a teacher. An older, fuckable teacher. I'd get "straight" A's out of him.

That alone was worth being part of the site.

That and the fact that 5 seconds of being gay got me admin powers.

Classic.

Indubitably.

It felt like a lifetime to me.

Golden classic, really.

[Evans]

It wasn't a dude was it? If a dude called asking fro me at 1:30 in the morning I'd assume he's gay. In which case I'd wear a butt condom while around him.
But, in your brother's case, I assume he'd be the one raping.

Yes, it was. I should have just let him have it. Fucking twit.

[Raype]

Denied.

I'll be sure to care about that one, too.

Useless woman.

No, three times the same, different resolutions.
He looks like a teacher. An older, fuckable teacher. I'd get "straight" A's out of him.

Take your time. It's not like you have a job to do. Har har har.

Just like mommy

Oh. Please tell me you're not using my face as a desktop.
I'd give him an A if you catch my drift.

Indubitably.

It felt like a lifetime to me.

Golden classic, really.

Quite.

Next time you can be the pitcher. I promise.

Platinum even?

[Evans]

Take your time. It's not like you have a job to do. Har har har.

Just like mommy

Oh. Please tell me you're not using my face as a desktop.
I'd give him an A if you catch my drift.

But places to be? Nah, nope! In due time.

Oh look, we're having a break through.

Nah.
Uh huh. Not.

Quite.

Next time you can be the pitcher. I promise.

Platinum even?

Agreed, then.

Whatever.

Totally.

Says you. Danny and Ray are pretty sexy people.

fix'd

[Raype]

Hang on, who's Ray? Evans...?

I'm Evans gay lover.

I also did his mom in an unfortunate case of mistaken identity.

No wai.

Seriously? I don't believe it!

I seriously need to work on this forum. But the beer beckons.

Seriously. I <3 the weird french dudes. And Evans appears to have a fetish for bald newfs.

It's a match made in sodom.

Shit. God damn Evans, you never told me you were gay. (Why isn't Ray on EP?)

And I'll feckin' admin you if you're willing to help out.

Anyway goodnight you two (or one, if it's Evans fucking about) I'll try 'n' add hacks 'n' shit another time.

I ruled back then...

What happened?

[Raype]

But places to be? Nah, nope! In due time.

Oh look, we're having a break through.

Nah.
Uh huh. Not.

I'd do you if you were time.

I'd like you to break through me.

Good. Last thing I need is my face on another desktop. Although that thing where you stared at the photo for hours to try to figure out what was in the background was priceless.
I'd shove my D in his A.

Agreed, then.

I say, a yes.

I do not recall posting that. I was probably drunk and/or sniffing fumes at the time.

[Evans]

I ruled back then...

What happened?

Right, right, she fell for that one, too.

[Raype]

Right, right, she fell for that one, too.

Yeah.

And this was back when people thought Xena was straight.

And then she started posting all the lesbo porn.

Oh man, classic moments.

So I noticed. Not much to do of course, since it seems the only rule is that you can't be a flaming jackass.

You're now on my watch list Evans

[Evans]

I'd do you if you were time.

I'd like you to break through me.

Good. Last thing I need is my face on another desktop. Although that thing where you stared at the photo for hours to try to figure out what was in the background was priceless.
I'd shove my D in his A.

Bang? Sure.

Can I watch?

I know.

Hours? Nay, says I! Minutes at best. It was a blow up doll.

I do not recall posting that. I was probably drunk and/or sniffing fumes at the time.

But, you're always drinking.

[Raype]

Bang? Sure.

Can I watch?

I know.

Hours? Nay, says I! Minutes at best. It was a blow up doll.

Only if you'll suck my clock.

Then do it. It being me.

Freak.

But, you're always drinking.

Look closer at my posts.

The number of beer references has gone way down.

Hey, that's my problem, I need to drink more!

Thank you evans, I've seen the light.

[Evans]

Yeah.
And this was back when people thought Xena was straight.
And then she started posting all the lesbo porn.

Oh man, classic moments.

And collecting "Japanese games".

Yup.
Also, this was just typical: link

[Evans]

Only if you'll suck my clock.

Then do it. It being me.

Freak.

:munch:

Take my hand.

*does*

I get that alot, yeah.

Look closer at my posts.

The number of beer references has gone way down.

Hey, that's my problem, I need to drink more!

Thank you evans, I've seen the light.

Honestly glad you took it down a notch.

[Raype]

Right, right, she fell for that one, too.

Then there was me denying going to the forum here.

But those posts are gone now.

Rollback!

[Raype]

And collecting "Japanese games".

Yup.
Also, this was just typical: link

Oh yes. The hentai. Yummy.

Yeah, us fucking around and the occasional penis joke by me.

Good times.

:munch:

Take my hand.

*does*

I get that alot, yeah.

Oh, it's gone. ROLLBACK!

You aren't going to stick it in my g-ears are you?

*is done*

You should. Freak.

Honestly glad you took it down a notch.

Yeah, that was just insane. How the hell did I drink that much? Seriously, that was fucked up.

[Raype]

But first we'd need more members. Preferably large erect members.

God, what was I on?