The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[Evans]

Because you do.

I can feel you getting warm as I slowly unbutton your pants, you start breathing harder. Your heart beating so hard I can feel it as I put my penis on the rim of your ass. Then gently squeeze in as you let out a soft groan and begin bending forward, your legs weak. You begin acting shy, nervous to have a big strong man holding you in his arms, thrusting into you, deeper in deeper. Then you finally find your courage, begin enjoying it. Finally, you let out a yell. Faster. Harder.

I comply, pushing further and faster, going so deep you begin to feel uneasy in your stomach. Then one final deep thrust, followed by a warm sensation in your anus. Something warm. Dripping down your leg. I pull out. I begin putting my pants back on.

I stick a 20 on the dresser, and leave with the final words.

"You're worth that and more".

You head for the shower, another customer satisfied, you think to yourself.

Whatever.

Also, nice home-erotic fantasies.

[Evans]

I'd like to add that that post is entirely creepy and way over the top.

I like it.

[Raype]

Whatever.

Also, nice home-erotic fantasies.

And that's when the giant robotic shark shows up and bites off your penis.

Yeah, I'm sick alright. But at least I kept out that necrophilia scene.

[Raype]

I'd like to add that that post is entirely creepy and way over the top.

I like it.

I got it from my uncle.

Big Gay Ray.

He writes all the big time gay porn.

[Evans]

And that's when the giant robotic shark shows up and bites off your penis.

Yeah, I'm sick alright. But at least I kept out that necrophilia scene.

Phew. I thought it would go "giant robotic MJ".

Tsk.

[Evans]

I got it from my uncle.

Big Gay Ray.

He writes all the big time gay porn.

Since you're an inbred newfie - which is redundant, I know -, I'll consider you your own uncle.

[Raype]

Since you're an inbred newfie - which is redundant, I know -, I'll consider you your own uncle.

Fuck, he's onto me.

Get off or lose weight.

[Evans]

Fuck, he's onto me.

Get off or lose weight.

You're liking it.

Real men don't care about their weight; they cry in the dark of night.

[Jase]

OMFG Guys i just worked out Evans is back!!!!!!

[Evans]

OMFG Guys i just worked out Evans is back!!!!!!

Lemme guess, the hangout sounds gay again?

[Evans]

Lemme guess, the hangout sounds gay again?

Zing!

Oh wait.

[Jase]

Lemme guess, the hangout sounds gay again?

No, i just got the same feeling i get when i look at men, as i do when i look at your sig. :heyhey:

[The Joker]

get on and gain some,.... wait,...

[Evans]

No, i just got the same feeling i get when i look at men, as i do when i look at your sig. :heyhey:

Ok...

What?

[X-Head]