Originally Posted by Sprung I still have a headache. It could be a tumor.
Originally Posted by Sprung I still have a headache. Chronic masturbation will cure that. Of course you might develop wrist problems.
Originally Posted by Cyberxion Chronic masturbation will cure that. Of course you might develop wrist problems. Masturbating will cure everything, even cancer!
Originally Posted by Sprung You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.
Originally Posted by Ray. It could be a tumor. It's nat ah toomor!
Originally Posted by strongbad Masturbating will cure everything, even cancer! I should live forever then.
Originally Posted by Sprung It's nat ah toomor! Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
Originally Posted by strongbad Masturbating will cure everything, even cancer! I thought the cure for cancer was being anally violated by a serial rapist. Not that I've done that of course. In an unrelated matter, I gotta go masturbate.
Originally Posted by strongbad Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina. See? And your mom said you were retarded. :eyeball:
back from work, so, how many fat gf jokes while i was away? i dare ray or SB to quote them all.
Originally Posted by The Joker I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger! The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
Originally Posted by Sprung I should live forever then. Actually the key to immortality is snorting corpses. Ask Keith Richards.
Originally Posted by V|_@M3 back from work, so, how many fat gf jokes while i was away? i dare ray or SB to quote them all. Unfortunately, now you can never bitch about them. Please make a note.
Originally Posted by V|_@M3 back from work, so, how many fat gf jokes while i was away? i dare ray or SB to quote them all. Deal. Originally Posted by Nobody Nothing See, nobody gives a shit anymore. You're old news dude.
Originally Posted by strongbad Masturbating will cure everything, even cancer! Did you know that the gravy gave me the diabeethus? And that the gravy came from the outmeal that was itself from outer-space? And did you also know that thanks to this magic diabeethus, I'm gonna live forever?
Originally Posted by Sprung See? And your mom said you were retarded. :eyeball: I can quote my Arnold movies well.
Originally Posted by Sprung Unfortunately, now you can never bitch about them. Please make a note. for what reason?
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