The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[Jase]

Ugly, fat goth chicks?

With DCK's track record, you just need to make Ugly the base standed then add in other off putting features like:
Is fat.
Is a Goth.
Looks like a man.
Is a man.

And so forth.

[Ahkei]

oh yes, i apologise.
darth, ok, well, wanna tell her later in june? it'll be better, then i can confess, i was the 2nd gunman in the grassy knoll, named Louie.

Man, you're such a pussy. Don't you go out? There's plenty of chicks around in bars and clubs that you could pick up so easy.

[The Joker]

Again with the MySpace stalker thing, SRSLY whats the go there?

stalker, no, but isn't she almost as bad as skele-girl? with the overbite?

[Evans]

Some people don't realize they can do better.

He must be one of them.



How lovely, an ugly fat chick and a guy who's standards are lower than sprung's ballsack.

Reminds me of someone...

She would, but then it's always the metal's fault.

Or it's a bad angle.

Or she's starting a diet and is about to lose a lot of weight so it doesn't count.

Or something of that nature.

You forget the hereditary factor.

I wouldn't load her either.

Lies.

I wouldnt mind having some transexual buns right now, get my drift

Fap to Polo's shoes.

just like evans said some people just don't know they're ugly, laura doesn't so the only way i could get her pants pff was to be her bf, shit, i ODN'T MEAN IT.

And then, you have people who can't see others are ugly. Go figure.

[Raype]

i might be able to do better, but,... wait,... yeah, i dunno what to say here.

Might, see you lack confidence. No wonder you can't get laid.

It's I can do better.

Regardless of who the chick is, you can do better.

And don't you forget it.

*this has been Ray's how to score hot chicks lesson A-735 "I'm too good for you" *

[Skinner8]

I wouldnt mind having some transexual buns right now, get my drift

Oh baby.

[Jase]

i might be able to do better, but,... wait,... yeah, i dunno what to say here.

Well there isnt much you cn say after you had sex with a fat whale slut, then told everyone she didnt have a 2nd chin and infact it was just a bad camera angle.

[The Joker]

Man, you're such a pussy. Don't you go out? There's plenty of chicks around in bars and clubs that you could pick up so easy.

i live in gay central, also in america. you have to be 21 to go clubbing.

[Ahkei]

i live in gay central, also in america. you have to be 21 to go clubbing.

Oh.

Well, don't you have like, friends?

That, you know, invite you to parties?

Fuck, dude.

[Raype]

Reminds me of someone...



You forget the hereditary factor.


Lies.

Your parents?

Oh, right. "My parents made me fat". No they didn't, your "I'm going to eat fast food then lie around doing absolutely nothing" attitude made you fat.

Ok, maybe if I was extremely drunk, the bar was VERY dimly lit, and she was wearing so much makeup it'd make a dog look at least do able. But even then I wouldn't be proud of it.

[Jase]

stalker, no, but isn't she almost as bad as skele-girl? with the overbite?

The day you finaly score with a half decent chick (Most likely the result of you giving her a date rape drugs now that ive put the idea into your head) is the day i will stop calling every girl you post here a freak.

I dont see that comming around anytime soon.

[The Joker]

"I'm too good for you"

right, all you need is a dick to get a hot chick.

[Jase]

Man, you're such a pussy. Don't you go out? There's plenty of chicks around in bars and clubs that you could pick up so easy.

your not 18, and you live in the bush :X.

[Evans]

You dont sound liek a pirate

I sound like pirates, though. Tsk, you don't remember the gun pointing thing? Geez.

Oh, and now I remember. You mean the stuff Clive posted ages ago. Classic.

Im sure a box of Krispy Kremes would of done it.

Yeah, if they won't come off, make them explode off.

[Ahkei]

And also, I snagged a KFC hat from some cunt the other weekend. I lost it when my mother cleaned my room, though.