The Hang Out: /jerk

[Elin]

I blame ed.

His presence here has everyone excited.

Not excited to cause me to resort to my famous one handed typing, but still pretty excited.

Lies. I'm about as vanilla as people come. It shows through less here than it does on IRC or in real life, but just ask my MSN contacts.

Somebody says: Hi
Elin says: Hullo.
Somebody says: How are things.
Elin says: Fine. You?
Somebody says: Not bad.
*two hours pass*
Somebody says: Well, I've got to go now.
Elin says: Okay. Take care.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Yeah...uh...there's a reason I never post in the 'post your wallpaper' thread.

...

A pink colour scheme, damn it. I don't use porn on my desktop. Get your minds out of the gutter.

Oh.

Please, guys, let's take five seconds here to honour my old account, that has served me so well for over four years now...

That's it. I'm out for now, later!

[Elmdor Rizer]

Weeeee, Champions League starts in a few minutes,

Why must you hurt me so?

[Elin]

Weeeee, Champions League starts in a few minutes,

I was going to try and type the Champions League theme song, but I felt that my sequence of 'do do doos' might not quite get the message across.

Who's playing? Haven't really kept up with it.

[Elin]

Oh.

Please, guys, let's take five seconds here to honour my old account, that has served me so well for over four years now...

That's it. I'm out for now, later!

You're abandoning the original, classic movie for the flashy, special effects laden second? =(

Bye bye for now.

[Raype]

Lies. I'm about as vanilla as people come. It shows through less here than it does on IRC or in real life, but just ask my MSN contacts.

Vanilla makes the chocolate look darker.

...

Ok just for the sake of argument let's just claim I made that up or read it from some random book instead of probably recalling it from an interracial porno.

Oh.

Please, guys, let's take five seconds here to honour my old account, that has served me so well for over four years now...

That's it. I'm out for now, later!

But now how will I track down your old posts?

What, that's not creepy.

I like to dim the lights, grab some lotion, read your old posts and...

Yeah, okay it's creepy. Barely.

[Fer!]

Why must you hurt me so?

Because Man U is still alive baby, and they're gonna beat Roma.

Oh, and I hope PSV defeats Liverpool, not that I'm aganist Liverpool, but more because I want to see Carlos Salcido driving Dirk Kuyt insane.

Sorry for Arsenal, though.

[Elin]

What? All I'm saying is that a guy who likes pink must really like "pink".

And there's nothing that says pink like...

No. I'll pass, thanks.

[Raype]

Because Man U is still alive baby, and they're gonna beat Roma.

Oh, and I hope PSV defeats Liverpool, not that I'm aganist Liverpool, but more because I want to see Carlos Salcido driving Dirk Kuyt insane.

Sorry for Arsenal, though.

To quote you;

ME DON'T GET THIS STUFF, THEN HE DIES.

[Fer!]

I was going to try and type the Champions League theme song, but I felt that my sequence of 'do do doos' might not quite get the message across.

Who's playing? Haven't really kept up with it.

That theme is magical. I have it on my MP3 right now I think.
Today's games are Milan vs Bayern Munchen and PSV vs Liverpool.

Tomorrow will be Manchester "greatness" United vs Rome and Chelsea vs Valencia.

Gotta love the holidays.

Also, someone left some Oreo's here, life is good.

[Elin]

Vanilla makes the chocolate look darker.

...

Ok just for the sake of argument let's just claim I made that up or read it from some random book instead of probably recalling it from an interracial porno.

Interracial porno: fun, culturally diverse, and with a heartwarming message at the end of it all?

[Fer!]

To quote you;

Well done. But you're more of the type of "I'm gonna hump something" instead of just dying.

[Fer!]

Interracial porno: fun, culturally diverse, and with a heartwarming message at the end of it all?

Everyone gets some lovin'.

[Elin]

That theme is magical. I have it on my MP3 right now I think.
Today's games are Milan vs Bayern Munchen and PSV vs Liverpool.

Tomorrow will be Manchester "greatness" United vs Rome and Chelsea vs Valencia.

Gotta love the holidays.

Also, someone left some Oreo's here, life is good.

Ahh, totally watching the Manchester United one. I don't really support them as such, but I'll be damned if they aren't just about the most entertaining team I've seen in my lifetime right now. Every single time I watch highlights from them, even in crappy, insignificant league matches, I see something awesome. Okay, so the fact that they've got one of the most promising players in the world, and arguably the best player in the world might have something to do with that. But still...

[Raype]

Interracial porno: fun, culturally diverse, and with a heartwarming message at the end of it all?

Sadly these days "heartwarming message" aren't quite what they used to be.

Before it was "It's okay to be normal"

or "Just be yourself"

or "Stick together with your friends"

or "Good always wins against evil"

These days, it's a face full of man goo.

Not that I'm complaining.

Hell I like a happy ending.

Particularly during massages.

But that's another story.