The Hang Out: /jerk

[Raype]

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[Seraphis Cain]

Man...I REALLY hope my laptop comes today. Since my tracking finally updated, and shows it in Ohio, it should. I hope.

Hi Ray!

[Deadly_Flower]

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[Raype]

Man...I REALLY hope my laptop comes today. Since my tracking finally updated, and shows it in Ohio, it should. I hope.

Hi Ray!

About time.

This is the reason I never buy stuff online or ship anything more than a few towns over.

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[Raype]

Bleh, I'm off.

I've got someone more important to do.

[Littlekill]

Bleh, I'm off.

I've got someone more important to do.

I'll miss you!

[Dinosaurman]

If your waiting for the UPS guy he will never show up.

It's as soon as you go to shit or shower that he shows up,

Knocks on the door (lightly) once,
leaves a "sorry we missed you card"
and runs back to his truck and takes off.


than you need to call the office to which they say
"you could pick the package up,
except its on the truck,
and it wont be back untill 5pm"
which unfortunetly is when the office closes.


I could go on for hours about the evilness of UPS,
but I'll think I'll quit now.

Gotta get some sleep.

[Seraphis Cain]

On a related note, Dino:



Fucking finally. Though why it had to leave Ohio just to come back INTO Ohio is beyond me.

[Deadly_Flower]

YOU ARE ENCUMBERED, YOU CAN NOT MOVE!!! lol

[polobunny]

Mornin'


/breakfast

[polobunny]

On a related note, Dino:



Fucking finally. Though why it had to leave Ohio just to come back INTO Ohio is beyond me.

EVERYBODY LOVES FORT WAYNE, YOU MORAN!

[polobunny]

If your waiting for the UPS guy he will never show up.

It's as soon as you go to shit or shower that he shows up,

Knocks on the door (lightly) once,
leaves a "sorry we missed you card"
and runs back to his truck and takes off.


than you need to call the office to which they say
"you could pick the package up,
except its on the truck,
and it wont be back untill 5pm"
which unfortunetly is when the office closes.


I could go on for hours about the evilness of UPS,
but I'll think I'll quit now.

Gotta get some sleep.

lol, you're a motherfucker. But it's so true. :X
It just always happen. My mom is 99.9% always at home. At worst she's napping on the couch. My dog barks whenever he hears a car door or worse, someone knocking at the door. And it's not a small bark, the dog's kinda big.
However, UPS goes always unoticed. The office closes at 6pm though. On the card they let on the door knob it says the package will be available at 5pm. That gives you one hour if it's REALLY at the office and not in the truck like you said. Once I was lucky enough to feel like total shit and come back from work early. I called still in that total shit feeling and they said the truck was on it's way back. So I got to the office and waited until 5:45... no truck.
I think it's a conspiracy related to 9/11. UPS did it.

[Ahkei]

Dunananananan da Da DA

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I did not mean....

To blow your mind!

But this stuff happens to me...

All the time!

[Jase]

And why is deadly flower banned?

[Skinner8]

And why is deadly flower banned?

Why are you such a fuckass?