The Hang Out: /jerk

[Jase]

I hear you can tell her age by counting the chins.

I got told scientists used earth moving equipment to lift up one of her fat roll, and took a core sample of the dirt that was left there, due to the fact she cant wash herself.

[Wolvespack Cry]

Oh shit Jase. That dude gonna get his mafia ninjas to come kick your ass. Quick, go buy some Ninja-B-Gone

I know this is aimed at me but its still hillarious lmaorotfpmp

[Mr. Kenney]

Naked pictures of your mother?

[polobunny]

ow man i think i fucked up

I restated my opinion, why i dont want to go back to school and get better than this diploma i have and she didnt seem to like it. Her face said everything :\

[Jase]

Oh shit Jase. That dude gonna get his mafia ninjas to come kick your ass. Quick, go buy some Ninja-B-Gone

WILL YOU PROTECT ME FROM THE MAFIA NINJAS?!?!?!?

[Jase]

hey! you 2 told me the 1st girls that wanna fuck me won't be models, which they're aren't! WTF?!

We ment bottom floors, not the basement, no wait you got more a sewer pipe....

[Raype]

Oh shit Jase. That dude gonna get his mafia ninjas to come kick your ass. Quick, go buy some Ninja-B-Gone

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

* a half-gallon of 2% milk
* a carton of eggs
* a quart of orange juice
* a head of romaine lettuce
* a 2 lb. can of coffee
* a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly"

Wow, replace "a woman" with "DCK's GF" and "you're ugly" with "you're fat" and we have a winner.

'Cuz it's definitely not strech marks. A poorly executed tree ring joke
Meh, I'm tired.

It would have worked better if you said something like "every time a bell rings, DCK's GF gets another chin" or something.

[Seraphis Cain]

Seraphis Cain, welcome to my world.

Would you like to join n00b patrol? Its liek power rangers, BUT COOLER!
You can be the pink ranger ^__^

Call the n00b patrol!

[Lyger]

Only losers spell it "jon".

Go with it.

Then change your name.

lol....garfield

[Corey]

I got told scientists used earth moving equipment to lift up one of her fat roll, and took a core sample of the prehistoric mold that was left there, due to the fact she cant wash herself.

Damn. Pretty gross dude.

[Jase]

ow man i think i fucked up

I restated my opinion, why i dont want to go back to school and get better than this diploma i have and she didnt seem to like it. Her face said everything :\

She has a pocket full of smilie pictures?

OMFG I DO THAT TOO ^__^

Polo, your not married, do what you want.

[polobunny]

She has a pocket full of smilie pictures?

OMFG I DO THAT TOO ^__^

Polo, your not married, do what you want.

I want her.

Is it ok to do it?

[Raype]

I got told scientists used earth moving equipment to lift up one of her fat roll, and took a core sample of the dirt that was left there, due to the fact she cant wash herself.

Earth moving equipment? I hear they had to import one of those super cranes.

Plus I can't blame her for not washing. There's not enough water on earth to cover her ass, let alone her whole body.

[Jase]

Call the n00b patrol!

That has so many levels of win on it :O

[Jase]

Damn. Pretty gross dude.

^^ his on a comeback, DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!