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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    am i -99937?
    No, you would of been, if it werent for the fact you keep denying your GF has a 2nd chin....

    GG, you should change your name from Vlame to Blame, cos thats all you do, blame your fat GF troubles on something else:
    Jase: It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill, yeah, I bet you you will. says:
    Ray replied "take it on a good angle then"
    Jon says:
    about the double chin
    Jase: It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill, yeah, I bet you you will. says:
    Fat people have a 2nd chin
    Jase: It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill, yeah, I bet you you will. says:
    your GF haqs a 2nd chin
    Jon says:
    ok, i wil when i get a cam
    Jon says:
    and batteries
    Jon says:
    wait, i mean bateries for the cam

    Thats all you do, blame shit on other things, fucking you admited your GF is fat, now just admit your GF has a 2nd chin, i mean we have pictures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Oh come on, I haven't seen that many giant chins since that Jay Leno look alike convention.
    They look like dunes on the beach.

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    Well I've had both but from the same woman. My wife used to be thin before she had two kids now shes pushing 220lbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAMURAIBLADE View Post
    Well i can get some from one named Deena Williams thats been affter me since grade school but she not all that pretty in the face. I guess i could wrap her face in the United states Flag and fuck her for old glory lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post
    what are you saying that thats a bad thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAMURAIBLADE View Post
    Well i can get some from one named Deena Williams thats been affter me since grade school but she not all that pretty in the face. I guess i could wrap her face in the United states Flag and fuck her for old glory lol
    What seraphis posted. Seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by SB
    Well I've had both but from the same woman. My wife used to be thin before she had two kids now shes pushing 220lbs
    She can't be pushing it far if she's that heavy

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    but by default wouldn't they have to be pretty damn slutty to screw a nerd like me?
    No just desperate, which all fat chicks are.

    Grats on shooting fish in a barrel, alot sport there DCK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    They look like dunes on the beach.
    I hear you can tell her age by counting the chins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joey
    I appreciate the apology john, and i accept it. Thank you for taking the initiative to resolve the situation.
    what do i say? also he put an H in my name!

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    what do i say? also he put an H in my name!
    Only losers spell it "jon".

    Go with it.

    Then change your name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain View Post
    Seraphis Cain, welcome to my world.

    Would you like to join n00b patrol? Its liek power rangers, BUT COOLER!
    You can be the pink ranger ^__^

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAMURAIBLADE View Post
    Just Be Glad that I don't live close to you Jase

    Oh shit Jase. That dude gonna get his mafia ninjas to come kick your ass. Quick, go buy some Ninja-B-Gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    No just desperate, which all fat chicks are.

    Grats on shooting fish in a barrel, alot sport there DCK.
    hey! you 2 told me the 1st girls that wanna fuck me won't be models, which they're aren't! WTF?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    What seraphis posted. Seriously.



    She can't be pushing it far if she's that heavy
    well she was a bit chunky when i married her about 160lbs at 5'7" but this is just too heavy shes trying to lose it but its slow when she had Katelynn she was up to 260

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    [QUOTE="Ray";902531]I hear you can tell her age by counting the chins.[/QUOTE]

    'Cuz it's definitely not strech marks. [SIZE="1"]A poorly executed tree ring joke[/SIZE]
    Meh, I'm tired.

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