The Hang Out: /jerk

[polobunny]

AWWw your just mad because I'm funnier than you

That... THAT... THAT IS GOLDEN GOLD COMEDY.

[Jase]

In case I need to cut a bolt on my exhaust, or during some type of repair. I R A MEKANIK

o.O what bolt? Dont you have a shackle? and wouldnt a socket set be enough?

I cant see much use in Bolt cutters in the car sorry.

[Wolvespack Cry]

Just wow... "Goofus" thats a new one.

Well Cockmuncher (Thats how real men insult, not early 50's throwbacks like yourself) why would you need to break the front gate open, when you can just climb the fence..... The issue isnt breaking into the lot itself, its getting the car to move.

HEY GUYS LETS BREAK INTO THE IMPOUND LOT AND DRIVE CARS INWHICH THEIR WHEELS DONT MOVE!!! VROOM VROOM

Oh wait, sum of us got insane fence jumping skills thou, i mean you should, your a ninja after all.

Well I'm kinda old they didn't lock the wheels on the cars in the impound lot when I was a teen they thought the fence would do.
They Are cops you know stupid ass doughnut munching mother fuckers.

[polobunny]

o.O what bolt? Dont you have a shackle? and wouldnt a socket set be enough?

I cant see much use in Bolt cutters in the car sorry.

Honestly, me neither. But they're cool so why not?

[Jase]

AWWw your just mad because I'm funnier than you

Maybe if we were both in primary school, your retarded jokes make my 6 year old cuz sound smarter then you.

LOLOLOLOL I have bolt cutters 4 when i r flash ppl LOLOLOLOLOL
Real funny, people down here would bolt cut your dick off.

[Jase]

I think a good "APRIL FOOLS!!!" would do the trick, but who am I?

HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!

When i said fuck you, i really ment i love you ^__^

[Sprung]

o.O what bolt? Dont you have a shackle? and wouldnt a socket set be enough?

I cant see much use in Bolt cutters in the car sorry.

If the head is rotted off (it is an exaust, so that happens), then you need to snip the bolt to get it apart.

I also carry them in case I get called out for work, and I have to pull a tiolet. The bolts that hold a toilet to the floor rust out a lot, and putting a wrench or socket on them is useless. Most of the time you can't even get them loose with ChannelLocks. So, I cut the nut in two, and pull the toilet, and replace the bolts when I'm done.

[Jase]

Well I'm kinda old they didn't lock the wheels on the cars in the impound lot when I was a teen they thought the fence would do.
They Are cops you know stupid ass doughnut munching mother fuckers.

Yeah, cos leaving impounded cars not secure is a smart thing to do. They have been doin it for YEARS now, before i was even born. Your ninja skillz are dying down!

Oh yeah cops, yeah swoit, this coming from the Redneck, Mafia ninja. Whos smarter?

[SegNin]

So...new computer, only 2-3 weeks old...

And already filled up 150 GB.




Yeah, I'm not addicted to p1r8c.

Nope, not me. I can quit anytime.

/goes back to d/ling

[Jase]

That... THAT... THAT IS GOLDEN GOLD COMEDY.

GOLD JERRY GOLD!

[Jase]

If the head is rotted off (it is an exaust, so that happens), then you need to snip the bolt to get it apart.

I also carry them in case I get called out for work, and I have to pull a tiolet. The bolts that hold a toilet to the floor rust out a lot, and putting a wrench or socket on them is useless. Most of the time you can't even get them loose with ChannelLocks. So, I cut the nut in two, and pull the toilet, and replace the bolts when I'm done.

Snip in the center? Couldnt you just lock tight the bolt head?

You make your job sound so good. I wanna pull toliets too. :X

[Fer!]

Ehh...what's exactly your job Sprung? I remember one time you were pissed off at some guy who didn't knew shit about tires and you did because you had a work related with...tires, and now your post.

Seriously, you're like Hal of Malcolm in the Middle.

[Wolvespack Cry]

Yeah, cos leaving impounded cars not secure is a smart thing to do. They have been doin it for YEARS now, before i was even born. Your ninja skillz are dying down!

Oh yeah cops, yeah swoit, this coming from the Redneck, Mafia ninja. Whos smarter?

Redneck, yes I am That but mafia and Ninja sadly no I am Not.
Don't even remember saying I was.
I have Lupous and it causes insanity when it gets bad.
I had to be hospitilized for over a month for it.
Why do you think I wasn't coming to Ep forums there for a while.

[Jase]

Ehh...what's exactly your job Sprung? I remember one time you were pissed off at some guy who didn't knew shit about tires and you did because you had a work related with...tires, and now your post.

Seriously, you're like Hal of Malcolm in the Middle.

Toilet puller. Its a demanding job, but sumones gotta do it.

[Sprung]

Ehh...what's exactly your job Sprung? I remember one time you were pissed off at some guy who didn't knew shit about tires and you did because you had a work related with...tires, and now your post.

Seriously, you're like Hal of Malcolm in the Middle.

I do apartment maintenance. I pretty much fix anything that's inside a house: furnace, air conditioning, plumbing, electrical, etc.

About 15 years ago, I was a tire tech. I changed tires on Semi Trucks, farm tractors, combines...stuff like that. We all know I'm short, and people use to laugh at me when I'd show up to change a combine tire by myself. I had a crane in the back of the truck, and the tires were so big, only one tire would fit in my service truck. But I changed them fine...you just have to know how to do it

Before that, I was a mechanic for about 6 years. I was A.S.E. certified and all that.